I thought it was just an urban legend!

**Smeg** · 26-02-2006, 07:30 PM

I've just walked along kaosan after a trip to Suan Luang to watch the political mishmash (nothing dramatic to report). On kaosan I saw a mid-twenties farang talking to one of the fake ID and cert guys. I stopped for a quick listen. But the farang wasn't buying, he was selling. He took a pair of trainers out of a bag. 20 baht changed hands. Then he took off his watch and handed it over. Another 20 baht changed hands!

Until now, the farang guy outside MBK with his "I need 3000 baht to go home, can you help me?" sign had topped my list of bizarre downandout farangs in LOS

**Wally Dorian Raffles** · 26-02-2006, 07:35 PM

^ I think you are looking for the newbies room, smeggy

**danbo** · 26-02-2006, 08:01 PM

I've sold stuff down KSR before.....Shoes mainly, not sure what it is about LOS, but people are always throwing their shoes away....Can't walk through an apartment building without picking up at least four pairs......

I have though - Crap I didn't want, sold for 700 baht or some-such.....I spent it getting my hair braided and having a henna tatoo.

**mad_dog** · 26-02-2006, 08:24 PM

Originally Posted by Smeg

Until now, the farang guy outside MBK with his "I need 3000 baht to go home, can you help me?" sign had topped my list of bizarre downandout farangs in LOS

Don't give that C.unt any money! I gave him 100 baht at On Nut 3 months ago but it turns out he is some Belgium/ Dutch scammer. I f i see the wanker i will kick his fu.ckin teeth in

**danbo** · 26-02-2006, 08:27 PM

"I need 2000 baht to get my teeth fixed - can you help me?"

**mad_dog** · 26-02-2006, 08:36 PM

yeah he will be picking up a mouth full of broken teeth with a pair of broken arms if i get me hands on the fucka

**aging one** · 26-02-2006, 08:44 PM

^^ one hell of a mugshot eh?? Insanity plea would not be out of the question.

**colourful-era** · 26-02-2006, 08:49 PM

I sold a few bits and bobs there when I first came to TL and ran out of cash - they wouldn't ever buy anything that was 'Made in Thailand' for some reason.

**barbaro** · 26-02-2006, 09:09 PM

Originally Posted by danbo

I've sold stuff down KSR before.....Shoes mainly, not sure what it is about LOS, but people are always throwing their shoes away....Can't walk through an apartment building without picking up at least four pairs......

It's called....thievry.

I have though - Crap I didn't want, sold for 700 baht or some-such.....I spent it getting my hair braided and having a henna tatoo.

So you're one of those c*nts I want to see leave and never return?

**mad_dog** · 26-02-2006, 09:36 PM

Smeg "urban myth" is the prefered term

**Wally Dorian Raffles** · 26-02-2006, 11:09 PM

I once sold my sleeping bag in Kaoh Sarn...

If your name is Yossi and you are from Israel and bought a L.L.Bean sleeping-bag for $25 in december 1994 ~ suck the puss!!!, coz I pissed and wanked in it!!!!!...

**mrsquirrel** · 26-02-2006, 11:16 PM

Do you think the guy that Smeg saw was a TEFL'er?

**friscofrankie** · 27-02-2006, 12:14 AM

nope, just dude here for drinkin and dope

**danbo** · 27-02-2006, 04:12 AM

Even before hearing Wally's tale I would never buy a second hand sleeping bag - akin to buying second-hand underwear. Thinking back to my sale on KSR, I remember having to stand there why the guy went through his....'Well, you haven't really got anything good here' routine.....'CUT THE CRAP AND JUST MAKE ME AN OFFER YOU SHITHEAD' I screamed......in front of the mirror when I got back home.....then I went and gave the pillow a good kicking......

**Ice Maiden** · 27-02-2006, 04:23 AM

Danbo - one of my favorite posters! Never ceases to make me laugh.

**DrAndy** · 27-02-2006, 12:22 PM

put your clothes back on Danbo

**hirondelle** · 27-02-2006, 12:59 PM

Originally Posted by Wally Dorian Raffles

I pissed and wanked in it!!!!!...

why? I mean why the first , lol the second is more obvious

**Smeg** · 27-02-2006, 07:42 PM

Originally Posted by mad_dog

Don't give that C.unt any money! I gave him 100 baht at On Nut 3 months ago but it turns out he is some Belgium/ Dutch scammer. I f i see the wanker i will kick his fu.ckin teeth in

He has been here for ages. He reduces the plea by 1000 baht every month

Why did you give him money MD? I saw a Thai guy give him 200 Baht, and I was only stood outside MBK for 5 minutes. No wonder the fcuker has been doing it for so long. There are a million more worthy causes in LOS (or did you just want to get the cnut out of here quickly?)

**hillbilly** · 27-02-2006, 08:05 PM

Where is this beggar usually at on On Nut? Our old condo that we rent for B3,000 is in that area. Perhaps, I should peruse the area.

I have an idea...

**Wally Dorian Raffles** · 27-02-2006, 08:10 PM

Originally Posted by hirondelle

Originally Posted by Wally Dorian Raffles

I pissed and wanked in it!!!!!...

why? I mean why the first , lol the second is more obvious

OK, I was teliing porkies about the pissing, hiro, -actually I don't think I have ever pissed the bed (not on purpose anyway, and it didn't go on the sheets), but I do remember wanking off a lot in my old back-packer days - but that was coz the chicky-babe I was madly deeply in love with was thousands of miles away at the time.....

I'm a nice guy, you see

**poolcleaner** · 28-02-2006, 08:46 AM

Originally Posted by danbo

Even before hearing Wally's tale I would never buy a second hand sleeping bag - akin to buying second-hand underwear. Thinking back to my sale on KSR, I remember having to stand there why the guy went through his....'Well, you haven't really got anything good here' routine.....'CUT THE CRAP AND JUST MAKE ME AN OFFER YOU SHITHEAD' I screamed......in front of the mirror when I got back home.....then I went and gave the pillow a good kicking......

Wally's from Japan.

Second hand underwear is a good business in Japan.

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