Thread: Well the assholes next door got er fired up.

Fil been dead damn near 2 years and they having another drunk, noisy party for some reason, I am sick coughing my lungs out, and here I am with my wife next door doing her thing because even with a collage education she is still a Thai and she don't drink but a party is the most important thing in the fucking LOS world.
They have a $25 sound truck with a $100 volume control and 10 cent tapes or disks.
I never will understand it, He didn't ever drink and still they have had 3 drunken noisy partys in his honor,,

Last one they thought they would set the speaker truck in the driveway into my carport, that went over with me about like a turd in a punch bowl.

wedding, monk initiation or what ?

I hope they are all enjoying their hangover.

Boom-box truck right outside your window in the carport.

It give that nice feeling.....

Go with the flow Blackgang
He's the only one your wife ever had.

In my opinion.....
DumMy spitting, negative reactions to other's rights of faith and cultural passage will ALWAYS turn around bit you on the bum EVENTUALLY.

Reward the neighbourhood tonight with your own rendention of a favourite '70's drum solo on your wife cooking pots!!!

PS do they do the dancing girls at this 2nd anniversary wake party as well??

Originally Posted by obsidian

wedding, monk initiation or what ?

Nope, just something to do with the old man, he was here all his life, Xheadman 3 times and a councilman til he got so sick with prostate cancer that he could do it no more. Was kind of a big shot farmer and all round nice guy, had 500 here for his funeral at one time.

Originally Posted by Khun Custard

Reward the neighbourhood tonight with your own rendention of a favourite '70's drum solo on your wife cooking pots!!! PS do they do the dancing girls at this 2nd anniversary wake party as well??

This will go on all night with the stupid Mexican acting assholes, Never had no dancing girls anyway, just a booze party with the noise so loud that each one is alone as far as a party goes, you can not talk to anyone or hear anything but 100 Decibel of shitty music and electronic bass rhythm noise.
Mofos will eat a hog and a pickup load of veggies and 2 cases of booze, And a half ton of fish they caught out of the pond yesterday..

I should never have moved down here from my nice house in a gated community with civilized neighbors that allowed none of this shit, nor soi dogs barking all night.

This Buda shit is so fucking stupid, none do as they are supposed to, do all kinds of voodoo shit and pray and horse shit that Buda said should not be done, Drinking, smokin and jokin, and got a place to live and free grub and money in the pocket selling fake amulets to gullible fools. And there ain't any true Buddhist over 1 in 1000,, just a shill anymore.

Monks hanging around here everyday, bumming my cigs, drinking whiskey right out of the still when we made whiskey, one passed out in the road in front one night and had to get the cops to come and haul is passed out ass back up to the WAT.. shitttt,,, they don't come no more since Bil quit drinking and stilling the shit..

Originally Posted by blackgang

just a booze party with the noise so loud that each one is alone as far as a party goes, you can not talk to anyone or hear anything but 100 Decibel of shitty music and electronic bass rhythm noise.

I should never have moved down here from my nice house in a gated community with civilized neighbors that allowed none of this shit, nor soi dogs barking all night.

Dude, it sounds like you're in the ghetto.

Nope, just in a normal Thai Moo Ban, fair size one too, I think 11 moos, lots of little stores and gas stops, food shops, 2 large fresh markets, just normal Thai shit.
I had never lived in a Moo Ban before and when my wife and I got acquainted she talked it up about how nice and peaceful it was and she had land and a small new house that we could live in or add on if I wanted, I finally moved down here the 12 of may, and it was cool for some time then the rain quit and it got warmer but we did some construction and then the next winter after harvest the pimps started their 2 week monk trip to the WAT, the punks started this Thai wedding shit and just normal plug up the street farang funded bands for "I am back or I am leaving" partys with booze paid for by said Dane or Swiss farang, coarse less swiss cause they are to cheap to spend much money and the Danes are so drunk all the time that they don't know they are doing it.

But Thai do not notice the disruption of the peaceful because it is a party, and they say that is custom and tradition and they have not had electricity long enough to have became either.

My sympathy Bro'. Thats why I live in a nice enclosed village where the only noise is the sound of Jeramans, lifting the tops off their beer Leo cans and quietly discussing their plans for their birth right, the occupation of Europe and
The Americans keenly discussing what they are going to do with all the extra money when the dollar revereses its freefall after the election, and the Brits discussing how good things used to be before they were invaded by the Mussies.

Yep, I paid 6k for a near new full furnished, fully walled 250sqm 2 story 2 bath 3 bdrm and den on the end of a culdsac in a gated moo ban with fruit trees and bananas, yard maint. and never any noise out at San Sai, but I listened to my sweety, but she hears thru Thai Ears and I am a mountain man from the rocky mountains up where Idaho, Mont. and Canada meet in the PNW .

Rifle from the bedroom window, single shot, music gone.

Hang in there mate!

Originally Posted by Razor

Rifle from the bedroom window, single shot, music gone.

Hang in there mate!

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Well at 1700 I gonna have to get in the car and drive into town to see my doc as this coughing constantly and non productive is going to damn sure cause pleurisy[sp] and and I was just out putting a small light weight ox bottle in the car so I have ox if I need it and that bastards have about 75 tables set up in the road for about 50 meters 3 abreast so now I will have to go out the other way which is about 10 km farther than thru the village and into town.

But that is one thing I love the Thai for, Damn considerate folks, and being more important than anyone else in the country they have more of a right to use that public street for a dining room than the cars do to drive on it, and if an ambulance or fire truck needs to come thru then he can go around. fuck him.

We have 2 WATS here and why they don't make em use the WAT grounds instead of always plugging up the public streets for their cocksucker partys, they seem to be budhist inspired

Amazing Thailand....

Imagine what Thailand would be like without Thai men.

Unpopulated?

Yep, thats the only thing wrong with Thailand, disrespectful people, or in other words Thai.
I wonder where all the "Respect" that you hear about is, I have never seen any, children do not respect their parents and parents do not respect their kids,, a lot of talk but no action, maybe just wai someone is respect must be and shoving them out of your way or running them off the fukin road.
I just told Sunee to tell the brain dead assholes to get their fukin motocys out of my driveway behind my car and move them damn pickups out of the road so when I get ready to go to the doctor I do not have to fuck with the brain dead cocksuckers, now they have set up a bandstand just off my driveway in the street, Just fuckin beautiful.
If I would have known I would not have built this house down here, but on the property up on top of the hill going to Khao Kho, about 2500 feet or so and be cooler and quiet cause no one close. but no phone either, but better water and away from the noise.

90% of Thai men are complete fuckwits, lazy, useless and stupid and that includes the new PM.

Many of the 10% remaining are working in good jobs overseas leaving very few you can have a positive thing to say about.

From the man that smashes up his home in angry drunk protests.

...and hasn't been able to hold a job or relationship for any length of time.