DJ Pat comes out of exile

**DJ Pat** · 20-02-2006, 05:38 PM

After a long, eventful discussion over the table in the teak door boardroom, myself and Captain Sensible have come to the agreement that we'll be, from now on, working alongside one another rather than against eachother. This new treaty is the result of many weeks of discussions and spats which have plagued our relationship.

And after a few games of 9-ball at After work over bangers and mash (which was awful btw, don't ever order that) we have come to the conclusion that a physical fight would not have been feasable (the captain's about the size of a dinosaur) due to our age difference and the fact that if the captain did connect cleanly with a wild swing, then it would be lights out, even for a large bloke like Marmite the dog or Wally. And anyway my arms are far too short to get him into a decent nelson hold so peace seems to be the best option.

So, in other words, I'm back (hic) so please be gentle.

**MeMock** · 20-02-2006, 05:53 PM

So just cause your back does this mean you will behave differently or will you be the same obnoxious bloke as before?

**Bangkok Phil** · 20-02-2006, 05:55 PM

Good to see you back Pat !

**dirtydog** · 20-02-2006, 05:55 PM

Hello pat

Nice welcome memock...

**hillbilly** · 20-02-2006, 05:59 PM

Just be yourself DJ Pat...

**MeMock** · 20-02-2006, 06:03 PM

Originally Posted by dirtydog

Hello pat

Nice welcome memock...

Oh sorry, did you miss him did you?

**DJ Pat** · 20-02-2006, 06:04 PM

Don't worry I didn't expect a ticker tape welcome Mr Mock.

**MeMock** · 20-02-2006, 06:07 PM

I'm not worried Patrick. I must admit I am gald you didn't expect a ticker tape parade - have you read back through your dummy spitting resignations and realised how much of a 7 year old you sounded like?

**Marmite the Dog** · 20-02-2006, 06:17 PM

Did you see the thread dedicated to you on A***n today?

So, are we going to get the nice Pat that a couple of posters used to say you were like in real life, or the one that we all know and, err, tolerated from the cyberworld?

**DJ Pat** · 20-02-2006, 06:18 PM

of course I haven't, this is the firat time I've visited a forum since the end of december.

**DJ Pat** · 20-02-2006, 06:21 PM

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

Did you see the thread dedicated to you on A***n today?

I came here first and just a few minutes ago logged into ajarn. I'm flattered, maybe the Captain put him up to it.

**Harry** · 20-02-2006, 06:22 PM

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

So, in other words, I'm back (hic) so please be gentle.

how do i know that you're not just an otter imposter?

**DJ Pat** · 20-02-2006, 06:25 PM

It's me alright Harry and I've brought my 3/4 length leather jacket with me to prove it.

**MeMock** · 20-02-2006, 06:25 PM

Originally Posted by Harry

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

So, in other words, I'm back (hic) so please be gentle.

how do i know that you're not just an otter imposter?

No one can be that obnoxious. There is only one original.

**Harry** · 20-02-2006, 06:27 PM

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

It's me alright Harry and I've brought my 3/4 length leather jacket with me to prove it.

i've talked about your 3/4 length leather so many times on the ajarn that it's common knowledge now. *thinks* at what london subway station did we say our fond farewalls?

**poolcleaner** · 20-02-2006, 06:28 PM

I can vouch for Pat Harry, we had quite a meeting last night!

**Harry** · 20-02-2006, 06:29 PM

Originally Posted by poolcleaner

I can vouch for Pat Harry, we had quite a meeting last night!

fair enough.

**DJ Pat** · 20-02-2006, 06:29 PM

Leicester Square young chap after our stroll through Chinatown.

**Harry** · 20-02-2006, 06:32 PM

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

Leicester Square young chap after our stroll through Chinatown.

tis so. and to think that you lowered yourself to meet sensiless. *shakes head & wanders off to the pub*

**poolcleaner** · 20-02-2006, 06:33 PM

Harry would you believe i'm watching 'Lost' as I type.

Now I have an idea what you're on about.

**Captain Sensible** · 20-02-2006, 06:34 PM

Yeah, its Pat alright and what many of you wont know is that Pat and I had reconciled our differences well before Christmas last year.

Might I ask if Bangkok Phil is the real deal or just a troll? If he is the real Phil then I would like to extend a warm welcome.

**DJ Pat** · 20-02-2006, 06:38 PM

So it's After Work each sunday for a chat and a few frames of 9-ball ?

see you next week !

**Captain Sensible** · 20-02-2006, 06:42 PM

Sure, and next week Wally is paying for his chips.

**dirtydog** · 20-02-2006, 06:43 PM

it is not the real phil...

**DJ Pat** · 20-02-2006, 06:44 PM

Surely Phil wouldn't ........would he?

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