She reckons she's up the duff.
Spent two fabulous weeks in Patong with a great Thai girl, speaks understandable English and was great fun to be with.
She showed me the Island and negoitiated the prices down from a tourist level to next to nothing. I was the falang husband, in short she paid for herself.
Things were great up until today I had exchanged the occassional sms confirming i was back and i would return maybe March/April next year.
Then she hits me with.
HOOTER you bad man I not have period, you not take care of me. WTF
Protected sex yes maybe 90% of the time. But rolling in from Bangla at 5am in the morning. I hold my hands up and say I was rather niave.
I will post the SMS next, this girl is either up the duff or trying it on.:)