Thread: A thrilling pants question

Originally Posted by JPPR2

Truth be told I still do it today. Old habits die hard. Drunk pissing

That'll be the spirits you drink..I try and stick to beer mostly now where I can half remember events from the night before and don't have to fear any random strangers who know my name approaching me with tales of woe from the night before

I got a face mask made up off Lulu's avatar and wear that when out and about on the lash, never had an issue apart from dogs shagging me legs.

Although I have been contemplating making Hong Tong Fireballs

https://www.themanual.com/food-and-d...eball-whiskey/

Originally Posted by Dillinger

That'll be the spirits you drink..I try and stick to beer mostly

I just can't drink beer. 2 and I feel totally full and bloated and I get bored of it. Plus if ya drink too many all ya do is piss hour after hour.

Originally Posted by JPPR2

I just can't drink beer. 2 and I feel totally full and bloated and I get bored of it. Plus if ya drink too many all ya do is piss on phones, wardrobes, cats and in the bath.....

Corrected it for myself....

Originally Posted by NamPikToot

Corrected it for myself....

Duly noted NPT.

I prefer Anejo Tequila and at times in copious amounts. This usually always leads me to do the things I do. a big plus is a women that can knock'em back with me. Rare bird indeed. Had a couple of gals from Mexico I dated when I lived in San Diego and Lordy they could drink Tequila.

Originally Posted by JPPR2

a big plus is a women that can knock'em back with me. Rare bird indeed. Had a couple of gals from Mexico I dated when I lived in San Diego and Lordy they could drink Tequila.

A big plus for me is having a Mrs who doesn't drink at all.

I don't really get Tequila and not keen on spirits, just gets you to point where someone else is in charge of your body faster

EDIT

Actually i lied there, i do like G&T and drink it in pints summertime on occasion

Originally Posted by NamPikToot

A big plus for me is having a Mrs who doesn't drink at all.

I don't really get Tequila and not keen on spirits, just gets you to point where someone else is in charge of your body faster

EDIT

Actually i lied there, i do like G&T and drink it in pints summertime on occasion

My wife does not drink at all and I have to say that curbs my drinking albeit I do not do it all that much. I have held strong to my drink on Friday or Saturday program. Drinking every day would be a terrible bore to me and a waste of time. I like it as a reward for the week. Now I will admit I have gotten totally plowed around the house and my wife just laughs, especially when she sees me doing stupid shit in the shop.

So what was the result of the consensus then fellas? You seem to have gone off on a tangent.
Are denims viable in Thailand?
Or does that depend on whether you're a raving alcoholic with the squits

Laugh a Minute Lampang.

Yep, its turning into an alcoholics self help group

Well, its Jeans later in the day and the sundowner starts at 4ish PM beer only.

Originally Posted by Dillinger

So what was the result of the consensus then fellas? You seem to have gone off on a tangent.
Are denims viable in Thailand?
Or does that depend on whether you're a raving alcoholic with the squits

Denims are fine as long as your ass is watertight.

Originally Posted by NamPikToot

Yep, its turning into an alcoholics self help group

Well, its Jeans later in the day and the sundowner starts at 4ish PM beer only.

Yeah we went off on a tangent but what thread doesn't. If you don't get an answer by page 2 your SOL.

Originally Posted by JPPR2

Denims are fine as long as your ass is watertight.

And if it's not, just go for a jeans / underwear combination!

Originally Posted by Dillinger

So what was the result of the consensus then fellas? You seem to have gone off on a tangent.
Are denims viable in Thailand?
Or does that depend on whether you're a raving alcoholic with the squits

For the first time in ages, I’ve had a few days of slightly messy farts. Not even noticed until the undercrackesrs are peeled off. The denims are fine, been too hot for them.

Probably down to me being on my own, feeding myself, or ordering in dodgy food deliveries.

Originally Posted by JPPR2

Denims are fine as long as your ass is watertight.

Originally Posted by JPPR2

Yeah we went off on a tangent but what thread doesn't. If you don't get your ANUSOL.

Ermm..

Originally Posted by Switch

For the first time in ages, I’ve had a few days of slightly messy farts. Not even noticed until the undercrackesrs are peeled off. The denims are fine, been too hot for them.

Probably down to me being on my own, feeding myself, or ordering in dodgy food deliveries.

Or having had your anus enlarged by too many penises up there, you disgusting little turd-pusher.

Well, like JPPR mentioned, I got some good answers by page 2 and some good laughs thereafter.

Anyway, yeah I live in southern NV and it's hot hot hot late May through late Sep. Dry heat here is more manageable than Thailand's constant sauna, even with overall hotter temps.

When I'm not at work I wear shorts exclusively in the summer, unless it's dinner out or something.

When I moved to Thailand in '06 it was during my Commando phase, but one unfortunate shart incident closed that era for me for good. I am very comfortable in my boxer briefs. I wore jeans there, sometimes, but mostly just shorts all the time. I wondered sometimes if there was a proper material of trousers suited exclusively for the tropics that would be fashionable, but wouldn't look like you were "going native" or something.

I was just wondering if any of you who live there have a preference, thanks for the advice.

Originally Posted by Agent_Smith

Well, like JPPR mentioned, I got some good answers by page 2 and some good laughs thereafter.

Anyway, yeah I live in southern NV and it's hot hot hot late May through late Sep. Dry heat here is more manageable than Thailand's constant sauna, even with overall hotter temps.

When I'm not at work I wear shorts exclusively in the summer, unless it's dinner out or something.

When I moved to Thailand in '06 it was during my Commando phase, but one unfortunate shart incident closed that era for me for good. I am very comfortable in my boxer briefs. I wore jeans there, sometimes, but mostly just shorts all the time. I wondered sometimes if there was a proper material of trousers suited exclusively for the tropics that would be fashionable, but wouldn't look like you were "going native" or something.

I was just wondering if any of you who live there have a preference, thanks for the advice.

You missed post #46 and a few others earlier in the thread with recommendations.

Originally Posted by Agent_Smith

When I moved to Thailand in '06 it was during my Commando phase, but one unfortunate shart incident closed that era for me for good

I have vowed the same if that unfortunate event should happen.

My wife asked me way back about my commando lifestyle and if had ever accidentally sharted and what did I do. I said hasn't happened yet. But I am not pushing to drop ass.

Originally Posted by Agent_Smith

I was just wondering if any of you who live there have a preference, thanks for the advice.

My main problem is mozzies, the fukers love me. Can't wear shorts unless on the beach etc. The jeans seem to be thick enough to stop them biting through the material. Got some thinner trousers for working but if i stop in one spot for any length of time i'll get bitten through them. It seems to ease off bite wise after a few weeks so perhaps when i'm there longer periods they'll fuk off and bite soemone else.

Originally Posted by Latindancer

Or having had your anus enlarged by too many penises up there, you disgusting little turd-pusher.

Ah. The homophobe peeping from behind the curtains. Charming.

Light cotton loose fitting khakis are what you're after.
Imo jeans are just too heavy. Sticky and hot.
I see people in those calf length 'shorts'. They look aweful but I imagine they're comfortable.

Originally Posted by Cujo

Light cotton loose fitting khakis are what you're after..

Chinos more like, light cotton won't work, i swear to God these mossie have Hypodermic beaks.

The solution to Arse Leakage should you be unfortunate to suffer like TheGent is I think your Mrs Pany Pads.