Thread: Screw the state government and their stupid speed cameras

fuck em don't pay - go full ned

Originally Posted by Ukan Kizmiaz

fuck em don't pay - go full ned

I can't help but think of Thelma and Louise.

Had a bit to do with Vic. traffic fines over the years, it's all do do with revenue, cost of enforcement is the bottom line.

Plead guilty and say you want to do the 2 days jail, they don't want to pay for an overnight stay and the processing of a prisoner, costs a lot. Warning letter in the mail instead of the fine.

Plead not guilty and get a court date, write the court you can not attend, do it 3 times, they will drop the case, not going to issue an arrest warrant, again costs to much.

There is a web sight somewhere that tells people how to beat traffic tickets, but most just pay up, all about the numbers and revenue.

There will be photo of you behind the wheel at the time of the offence.

The police have refused to publish it because it might frighten children.

Pay up sucker. Think of the children.

Challenge them -- double or nuthin'. Smokey and the Bandit style. You start in Melbourne and head to Mildura via Bendigo. You have to arrive at a police station in Mildura within four hours or the fine is doubled. You also have to pay any speeding tickets you get along the way.

Just write them the letter. You know you want to.

Originally Posted by Switch

There will be photo of you behind the wheel at the time of the offence.

The police have refused to publish it because it might frighten children.

Pay up sucker. Think of the children.

In Victoria the police don't operate the speed cameras, or toll roads, they are private contractors mostly.
Cost verses return is the name of the game, government get a cut, but the Government doesn't want to be paying out for cops, courts and prisons.

$320 Aud about £170 in real money and that's a lot of money? Simple Sybil will know how you feel.

go to jail - you will probably get a boyfriend

in France, 20K over would have almost your license revoked and would cost 1000 EUR in legal fees to fight in court

Sounds like a police state with such draconian fines and severe punishments.

the US has cops everywhere, it's a police state by definition

Get the confirmation, pay the fine and then send it to Boeing saying it was caused by the 737-800Max being grounded. They'll be paying out so much money, an extra $300 won't be noticed.

Go burn out the car in the bush.

Report it stolen.

Say you've been away from home for a while.

Claim on your insurance and get a new car.

Fine is put down to the car thief who carn't be traced.

If it was me I'd pay up quick before the fine doubles and triples as they take you to court.
I hope you like perjury Porridge coz you'll be getting it three times a day in jail, that's not including the Porridge you get from your new cell mates.

This is gonna be another one of those instances where Latinprancer reacts with shock and butthurt outrage that nobody is on board with his ludicrous plan, gets all indignant, and whines like a little girl.

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Originally Posted by Latindancer

Anyway, yer all a bunch of pussies. Go back to your repo and Doghouse threads and bitch at each other in petty and trivial ways, like the old women you are. Backbiting and backstabbing are your strong points.

Haha.

Originally Posted by Latindancer

trivial ways, like the old women you are.

Irony meter in for recalibration.

Originally Posted by Switch

Irony meter in for recalibration.

Did you have the Irony Meter XLS v2.0?

Cos mine was only the XB v1.2 and that shit blew the fuck to pieces, no saving it now.

It'll be about $320 to replace.

Originally Posted by Looper

What were you driving another fellas car that far for?

There was a body in the trunk?

Originally Posted by Latindancer

Recently I visited the Southernmost part of Australia and drove a car back to Queensland, and the owner just informed me that they have received a speeding fine in the mail. Apparently I was doing a tad over 120 kph in (presumably) a 100 zone. I gave the owner my details.

Why were you driving someone else's car?
Was it work related, perhaps delivering it or cargo?
Were you doing him a favour or he to you?
What did you do with car when you reached Queensland?
What is a 'tad' over 120?
Are you saying you do not remember doing more than 20 over the limit?
If you ask for and receive proof of your speeding offence, will you challenge it, pay it, or take out some homeless guy?

Originally Posted by jabir

Why were you driving someone else's car?
Was it work related, perhaps delivering it or cargo?
Were you doing him a favour or he to you?
What did you do with car when you reached Queensland?
What is a 'tad' over 120?
Are you saying you do not remember doing more than 20 over the limit?
If you ask for and receive proof of your speeding offence, will you challenge it, pay it, or take out some homeless guy?

Crossed post, and you've answered the first 4 questions; it was your car, you had just bought it and was driving home; that would be clear if you said the 'previous' owner just informed you of the ticket...

Just my experience when I have bought a used car some distance away, easy to succumb and put the foot down on a motorway...possible?

Buys a fast car, goes on a 2,000km joy ride not noticing the speed he was driving, then complains when he's caught breaking the law and gets AUD320 added to the total cost of his trip. What a miserly, whinging old git. And if that's not bad enough, he wants to pass those extra costs on to some homeless guy.

^ Views a thread which could be a bit of fun, then decides that instead of helping, to make nasty negative comments and display himself as a cvnt.


1800 kms

Originally Posted by Latindancer

1800 kms

Thanks. Thought it would be nearer 1800 but I wanted confirmation from you.
So, Melbourne to Sydney or thereabouts.