Thread: Life - what's that about then?

Fuck off, can123. Lurk elsewhere. I'm on your ignore list.

Originally Posted by HuangLao

A fresh tact might be in order, Nev.

Opportunities to be explored are endless when stepping into the misanthropic side of the pool.
A truer sense well being.

Good idea, Jeff.

Let's flesh it out a bit.

Idea 1. Thai night club, throw some tables around, tell them all to fuck off, especially the guys whose dads are MPs or military officers or farmers. Then shag all their birds. Then wait for their revenge, and take it lying down like a man.

Originally Posted by Neverna

Fuck off, can123. Lurk elsewhere. I'm on your ignore list.

I take that back. Start posting here. Bore me to death.

Originally Posted by Neverna

Good idea, Jeff.

Let's flesh it out a bit.

Idea 1. Thai night club, throw some tables around, tell them all to fuck off, especially the guys whose dads are MPs or military officers or farmers. Then shag all their birds. Then wait for their revenge, and take it lying down like a man.

Now, can we get a cohort of finger pointers as well to seal the evidence?

Originally Posted by NamPikToot

Now, can we get a cohort of finger pointers as well to seal the evidence?

Right. Obviosuly very important to get that right. Thai stylee it is. Line up. Wait for your queue card. Fingers to the ready. Start practising. Point at yer screens and memorise this:

"On 17th November 2018 at 9.07pm, Mr Neverna started this thread [point now at the first post]. He then went on to post a fuck load of bollox but all in the same thread and on the same idea. [Point at more posts] He's clearly a fuckwit who planned his own demise, Ocifer Dribble". [More pointing at posts]

Market's crashing

Decent fallback

Beer's finished. Fuck.

Originally Posted by Neverna

Beer's, finished Fuck.

Now that's the spirit Nev, something to look forward to.

Local 7-11 has ALL the answers And a park bench

just ask Flake

Fresh out of park benches here.

Curb should do

Onnit like a .... hobo.

Which one of you bastards redded Nev?

Originally Posted by Neverna

We don't get any say in being born. Some bloke and some bint spend a few minutes bumping and grinding and nine months later we appear in the world. Nobody fucking asks us first.

Don't blame the bint, blame Prometheus!

Originally Posted by Neverna

Beer's finished. Fuck.

Observation or request ?

Originally Posted by hick

Hello Happy Nev

At the risk of pissing you off further, I'll share my beliefs.

We did choose to be born at that moment and to those people but most then choose to not remember it.

Our purpose is to accept all things in this world fully (including suffering) by observance, so that we may help others do the same.

enjoy your beer

Come on man

It's all fucked. The hunter-gatherers had (have) it right: chase dinner, eat dinner, get pissed, fall asleep.

Rinse and repeat.

Work 5 days a week and have a 2 day weekend?

Work for over 45 years in your prime and then sit around waiting to die while your health deteriorates?

Vote Neverna for president and Make Life Great Again!

^^ Fook, I missed that one...

My belief is that our creator is a little bugger for making us grow old...BUT growing old is a hell of a lot better than the alternative.

When I was young my grandad looked like a real old codger who knew nothing about anything, The young look at me in the same way now...

...took me half a lifetime to understand that my granddad was just as young as me in mind but 50 years wiser.

Originally Posted by Neverna

Idea 1. Thai night club, throw some tables around, tell them all to fuck off, especially the guys whose dads are MPs or military officers or farmers. Then shag all their birds. Then wait for their revenge, and take it lying down like a man.

If you want to suicide by cop or angry guy, at least have the decency to do something heroic but stupid, like take out someone whose death will benefit society. A corrupt VIP for example.

Originally Posted by YourDaddy

Come on man

Hey I got greened for that.


<returns to mantra>
"Mmmmmm....no repo, no cry>

Originally Posted by Troy

My belief is that our creator is a little bugger for making us grow old...BUT growing old is a hell of a lot better than the alternative.

growing into a button?

The ET have us all fooled.....
Suckers.

"All Life is Suffering"... then, God invented Beer

Epic rant Nev!

Only one solution, get onit like a car bonnet.

Also may I suggest pulling some silly pranks on people or neighbours you're not to keen on.

Eg: Go have a shit on some cvnts car and while you're at it use a rubber glove and smeared some under the drivers side handle. Not forgetting the drawing pins placed strategically in the poop. The unsuspecting wanker will go to open there car door, wince in pain and instinctively suck the affected fingers.
End result a wanker with a gob full of shite and a serious fooked up start to the day.

I'll end now as Jeff will be getting a semi on.