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    Uranus Exploited!

    ...local station KY3 reporting:

    A small town in the US state of Missouri is stirring controversy after announcing the title of its new local newspaper, the Uranus Examiner.
    (BBC)

    The newspaper, which was "launched" in the town of Uranus on Wednesday, was threatened with a boycott by the mayor of nearby Waynesville, Luge Hardman.

    "No. I'm sorry. But the innuendo of that title puts the city up for public ridicule," Ms Hardman said.

    The people of Uranus, in Pulaski County, are divided on the issue.


    Natalie Sanders, who has been named as the newspaper's managing editor, told local news channel KY3 that the title was carefully considered before a decision was made.

    "We had thought about 'constitution', but most of the people who love us, and who were part of coming up with the name, liked the examiner better," Ms Sanders reportedly said.

    It comes just a week after another Missouri newspaper, the Waynseville Daily Guide, ceased publication. The Uranus Examiner publishers said this left a hole in the market.

    "People who wanted an actual newspaper were not going to get one anymore, so we decided to turn a fun newspaper into a real one," Ms Sanders told the Wichita Eagle, a newspaper in neighbouring Kansas.
    Majestically enthroned amid the vulgar herd

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    My anus?

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    Quote Originally Posted by hick View Post
    My anus?
    ...pic or you don't have one...

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    Did I start drinking ag...?

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    Pun intended..

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    U mean bun...

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    Quote Originally Posted by hick View Post
    U mean bum
    ...ftfy...

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    Uranus Exploited!.

    No, I'd say yours is, Tom, or was.

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    An exploited bum is a happy bum

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    "the innuendo of that title (Uranus Examiner) puts the city up for public ridicule."

    The title of the city itself just does as much.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jabir View Post
    The title of the city itself just does as much
    ...as does local station KY3...

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    Attached Thumbnails Attached Thumbnails Uranus Exploited!-sei_29898075-dbd7.jpg   Uranus Exploited!-sei_29898075-dbd7.jpg  

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    I guess it depends on how fussy you are about who Ur anus Examiner is.

    Personally I’m inclined to be quite choosy.

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    Proctology background

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    ^Not keen on the medical exam, but the emotional relationship intimacy can be fun.

    Should this be R rated?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Switch View Post
    Personally I’m inclined to be quite choosy
    Quote Originally Posted by Switch View Post
    Should this be R rated?
    ...depends: how choosy do you feel at the moment?...

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    Uranus, MO has nothing on some town names in Kentucky and West Virginia...

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    Ohhh............ Great......................

    Now we have this back door blurter intruder tomcat posting his shit burger-ling stuff in the lounge!

    Soon we will have a gay escort banner on Teakdoor????????????

    Mods???????????????

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    ...555...I understand your sensitivity; however, your *cough* indiscretions are safe...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Loy Toy View Post
    Soon we will have a gay escort banner
    Yeah? When, exactly?

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    Quote Originally Posted by tomcat View Post
    I understand your sensitivity
    You can fag out all you like tomcat but lets keep it out of the lounge hey?

    Children may be reading it!

    Maybe the mods can create a special "out of the closet" place for you to spread your gay shit!

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    Maybe when Peter Parker is on location for the Daily Bugle he could syndicate his stuff for the Uranus Trombone?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Looper View Post
    Clark Kent
    They are all dead Looper!

    Maybe you can don a leotard and some hi-heals with a pink cape and reinvent something for tomcat to wank over!

    But please put it in members!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Loy Toy View Post
    You can fag out all you like tomcat but lets keep it out of the lounge hey?

    Children may be reading it!

    Maybe the mods can create a special "out of the closet" place for you to spread your gay shit!
    How long have you been suppressing your homersexuality?

    Kids? If they're reading the lounge, the sleaze and smoochies might take a toll, besides,...gayness is generally legal ya big fag.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Loy Toy View Post
    some hi-heals
    and squeals?

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