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    New Olympic Sports locals can win

    Just to get the ball rolling

    Elastic band twiddlin'

    Max number of under age on a moped

    Lying

    Skin whitening

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    Sleeping.

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    Chili eating

    Foot wrestling

    Garden-hose golfball

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    Ping pong shot put.

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    Pok-pokking

    She's a lock for a top three finish in the next Olympiad.



    Hot favourites in buffalo dressage.


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    riding a motorcycle the wrong way down the street without a helmet and checking mobile for line messages.

    bonus points if it's a cop.

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    Prevarication.
    Face saving.
    Obfuscation.
    Stating the obvious.
    Making a buck.
    Mutual back-scratching.
    Jumping to convenient but illogical conclusions.

    Well, that's the politicians' skills covered....


    All of the above.
    Eating.
    Dangerous driving.

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    Quote Originally Posted by happynz View Post
    Pok-pokking

    She's a lock for a top three finish in the next Olympiad.




    OMG.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maanaam View Post
    OMG.
    Get a grip

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    Quote Originally Posted by happynz View Post

    Hot favourites in buffalo dressage.


    What a grip, can you grasp the possibilitites

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    The 6 man car wash (inside/out with vacuum event).

    Commuter van racing.

    Synchronized getting on a escalator.

    The decalthlon ATM withdrawal - insert card/PIN/check balance/withdraw cash/check balance/collect card/renter card/PIN/check balance/collect card

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bogon View Post
    The decalthlon ATM withdrawal - insert card/PIN/check balance/withdraw cash/check balance/collect card/renter card/PIN/check balance/collect card
    spot on forgot or so used to it

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    swiping

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bogon View Post
    The 6 man car wash (inside/out with vacuum event).
    The Polish back home would take that gold

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    ^ Agree. Thai would get silver, but they would get a certain gold in the mixed event with 2 guys washing the exterior and 4 girls doing the rest.

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    ^ where's this car wash?

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    Quote Originally Posted by happynz View Post
    Pok-pokking



    Where did you get that pic from? I want to marry this woman.

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    Quote Originally Posted by YourDaddy View Post
    Where did you get that pic from?
    https://assets.thaivisa.com/forum/up...6397883250.jpg

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bogon View Post
    The decalthlon ATM withdrawal - insert card/PIN/check balance/withdraw cash/check balance/collect card/renter card/PIN/check balance/collect card
    The rules have changed around here.

    1. Enter a PIN for the first time and wait for the "incorrect PIN screen".
    2. Enter again and wait for the "incorrect PIN screen".
    3. Check on the piece of paper a "friend" gave you, enter the new PIN and wait for the "incorrect PIN screen".
    4. Enter new PIN again and wait for the "incorrect PIN screen".
    5. Phone the friend to confirm PIN.
    6. Enter new PIN.
    7. Read screen.
    8. "No cash available, please try later."
    9. Press any other choice button.
    10. Select Check balance.
    11. Write balance on paper.
    12. Select finished.
    13. Extract card as it's stuck.
    A tray full of GOLD is not worth a moment in time.

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    Tag team change passing

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    Under age bikers

    Over age mothers-in-law

    Ageless Ajarns

    New Scams

    Weather shock

    Ability to sleep under blaring tv/speaker

    Loudest speaker vans

    Most independent dogs

    Snottiest dogs

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    Shittiest beer selection considering ASEANS Tiger and Beer Lao Bintang and Saigon are a truck awa

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    Toilet wrestling.

    When a random dude puts you in a full-Nelson or Boston-Crab whilst doing a wee in a half-decent restaurant for a 20 Baht tip.

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    The "No Haveathon"

    Ask for a product/service that has been widely advertised on TV/social media and print and then deny all knowledge of it.

    Commonly known as the Mai Meeathon in Thai language.

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