Thread: fucket phuket

Originally Posted by Chico

I usually leave the maid in the Porsche, whilst I go shopping she has a colt45 if any ferker thinks I'm using up to much parking space she just blows them away.

Personally I just ask the chauffeur to circle in the Bentley until I need him.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Personally I just ask the chauffeur to circle in the Bentley until I need him.

ahh so your clients won't let you blow them in the back of their cars then?

Originally Posted by cyrille

wow, you really are lashing out because everyone's concluded you're a selfish twat, eh?

please stay in nz.

amen. no social standards... i remember a time when kiwies were a well adjusted lot, but most yungans are fucking ooligans nowadays.

Originally Posted by lob

amen. no social standards... i remember a time when kiwies were a well adjusted lot, but most yungans are fucking ooligans nowadays.

Seems to be a universal trend of the last couple of generations, in a broad sense.
Somewhere down the line, something went array within the evolutionary process.

Originally Posted by pseudolus

ahh so your clients won't let you blow them in the back of their cars then?

Buttplug has turned you hasn't he?

Originally Posted by HuangLao

Seems to be a universal trend of the last couple of generations, in a broad sense.
Somewhere down the line, something went array within the evolutionary process.

possibly the fact u cant lumpem in the fucking lugole like we used to.. in fact i dont know any other explanation.

A North Korean sailor tuned his ships radio into a South Korean radio station and they where discussing parking space difficulties. This sailor was blown away because he didn't know anybody who owned a car in N. Korea, so he defected.

Originally Posted by phunphin

Just got back from 3 weeks in Thailand, with the inlaws.
spent the lat two days in phuket at Nai yang beach.

The trip was capped off by what can only be described as an oxygen thief.
the wife dropped me off at the airport and as usual due to lack of parking , had to park across a couple of cars.
One it turns out was owned by the biggest Arsehole in phuket.
within 5-10 of parking she went back to check on it and found the owner of a white suv and parking security trying to move our car, which was
in park (automatic) as we could not leave it in neutral .
This person who she thinks was russian, started to yell and abuse my wife for blocking him in, (he was still waiting for someone btw).
threatened to smash the wind screen and thumped the car (father inlaws Benz S280).
So If you are or know Mr Arsehole be very glad the wife kept her cool, because you would have spent the night in a cell .

phuket has become a shit hole.......

ur supposed to leave it in NEUTRAL so someone can move it, if u cant ,u had NO RIGHT blocking someone in!!!
if u did that to me i'd be pissed as well!!!

Phuket seems to have a lot of competition for #1 Biggest Arsehole these days.

You really are a pathetic little weasel. Just admit what you did was the act of a selfish twunt.

If you couldn't leave the car in neutral then you should have either found a space or left your mobile number.

You've given no defence for your selfish actions, and frankly it's a shame Ivan didn't give you a fat lip to match your fat head.

Originally Posted by phunphin

Some great replies there..
I really need to clarify a few points that have been brought up.
Had i know how i would have left car in neutral, NO question.
I could see the car from the terminal and saw the owner come back, (took a few minuets to walk back)(not sure why a pregnant woman about to drop would be at the airport)
I work hard and have done since leaving school at 17 , I am in no way "entitled" as you say.
Having to wait a couple of minuets to leave a busy airport, is NO excuse to abuse and physically threaten my wife , and her car. (which was my only complaint)
I have thick skin and can take your abuse for the horrid sin of blocking a car ( thai style).
It has obviously trumped open hostility and abuse... guess that shows the caliber of you "gents".

PS
I'm 51... not a youngin.as you say.
also rather than spit the dummy , the owner could have had security page us in the airport, (another common practice is it not).

fuckin ell ,,, dont see the wrong do u, obstruction is just that, OBSTRUCTION, NOT HOW LONG U OBSTUCTED. BEST U FUCK OFF TH TV, wont last long over there. when i desire acces its not my objective to run around behind some dumb cant asking if they mind my desire to gain access.. fuck off u dumb [at][at][at][at].

Originally Posted by cyrille

You really are a pathetic little weasel. Just admit what you did was the act of a selfish twunt.

If you couldn't leave the car in neutral then you should have either found a space or left your mobile number.

You've given no defence for your selfish actions, and frankly it's a shame Ivan didn't give you a fat lip to match your fat head.

His defence was "I didn't know how to leave it in N".
I'd go further and say even leaving your ph number is unacceptable. Why should someone have to call and then wait because some lazy arsehole can't be fkcud parking further away? This is the type of wanker that if he recieved the call, would finish what he was doing and wander across at his liesure.
At age 51 he should know better.
Twunt indeed. An embarrassment to Kiwis.

Yeah even with a phone number it's a twat's action, I agree.

But if he'd done that I might have knocked a point off from the 'utter wanker' status the op otherwise so richly deserves.

Have you recently crawled out of your hole and driven into a parking building anywhere in Thailand, look around. then call me a dumb [at][at][at][at]. (assuming you have a car and can drive).

Originally Posted by phunphin

Having to wait a couple of minuets to leave a busy airport, is NO excuse to abuse and physically threaten my wife , and her car

YOU are the one who put your wife and her dad's car in that position.
Why didnt you just jump out of the car and get on the plane?
My guess is youre also a lazy bastard who as well as dropping his wife in the shit, also got the poor woman to lump your bags to the terminal.

You horrible bastard

^^You just keep on digging, don't you. You're just looking for excuses like a spoiled teen.

Act your age, fuckwit.

No defense needed, what a bunch of self righteous pricks .

What I'd give for a YT video of you being blocked in, to see how patient and gentlemanly you are to the selfish cvnt who did it.

555 I have been blocked in before, In a mall car park in bangkok, had the owner paged and WAITED.
something you obviously would be incapable of it would seem.

You should sit behind your computer a bit longer and die a little bit more........555

The OP is obviously a prize arsehole, and you're right, it's a shame the Russkie in question didn't just drop the c u n t.

He wasnt there to be dropped, his wife was.

He was probably holding up a queue of 'self righteous oxygen thieves' filling in his departure card at the immigration kiosk

Unfortunately I was not called to the scene, was in the terminal with my son. Had i gone I"m sure the fat pig would have tried.



some holiday snaps from the " prize arsehole"
selling palm in our other car, the hilux and visiting the durian orchard.