Thread: Are you getting ugly?

Now my scrotum dangles precariously low..... resembling a bag of 2 dehydrated dates for at least 10hrs after vigorous activity

Sure didn't get that at the age of 25

^
Bit sad if you went to a Bar and you have to get a small stool just for your nuts.

Anyway,

Just had a Wank.

Thought I'd Share.

Ta.

That never gets ugly.

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

Now my scrotum dangles precariously low.....

Sad stuff. I hated going to the gym and using the locker room. There would be these old fucks walking around naked thinking they were some stud with their nut sacks damn near dragging the ground...what is up with that shit?. Imagine that bargirl who has to bed that old coger with no hair, saggy skin and a nutsack hanging off the bed. And to think they still dawn the pages of TV and TD bragging "They still got it".....

Its funny when I was around 30, I used to hear older guys say that around 50 or so you start getting hemorrhoids and your nutsack drops to the point you have to hold it up to keep it out of the water when you shit. Scared the F'n hell out of me. But here I am no roids ever and a Nutsack that is..... well...where it should be.

In the end we all grow old and look unappealing, Part of the package.

^

I agree,

Lu-Lu should shut the fuk up about whoring with his Bar girls eh.

I am going to open a cosmetic surgery clinic specialising in 'nut jobs', to give you the tight scrotum of a teenager (well, not literally, but you know what I mean)

All I need is an industrial stapler.....

Part of today's duty other than herding first graders was taking part in the staff 400 meter 'run'. They kept thinking I was in the under 30 event. Very smug. Winning!
I placed 4th out of eight- not bad considering I don't do any running whatsoever. Cardio is for poofs,bro!

Mandy, I got off lightly at the school fun fair today. Ordered to mingle with the parents and look as white-faced, young and fit as possible (not the exact words from the boss, but that was her intention).

Originally Posted by Simon43

All I need is an industrial stapler

...I find clothes pins are more effective...

^ Cold water may work for dangly balls (conjecture as I have no experience of droopy nuts)

Originally Posted by tomcat

...I find clothes pins are more effective...

Diaper/Nappy fetish?

Originally Posted by happynz

Cold water may work for dangly balls

...hygiene or flavoring?...

Not ugly,but no longer young. I'll be taking a break from work for around 4 months in-between contracts next year and want to travel around Europe. Decided to mix it up with guesthouses and hostels so I don't become even more introverted and socially inept. I was mortified to find that many hostels have 35 as an upper age limit. Sheesh, I may not want to go out on the lash every night but I'm no prig either. The nerve of it- almost offended

Guess I'm the only handsome dude left on this forum Then, fucking stunning for 44 I am!!!!!

Originally Posted by buriramboy

fucking stunning for 44 I am

...an impressive girth...

Still ugly as bag full of spanners.

Of to Bumungrad today to get a new face fitted.

Gota spend me SUPA on something eh.

Here ya old Scrotum saggers go.

Jackass II movie

Had 4 Dark Beer Laos last night.

Yer, more ugly again today.

Originally Posted by terry57

Had 4 Dark Beer Laos last night.

Yer, more ugly again today.

Usually beer has the opposite effect

Gotta feel sorry for bargirls, dealing with those wheezing, chainsmoking, old, hairy,
greying, saggy balled studs standing firm on a viagra pill.

Definitely an unglamourous side of milking an atm

Seen this good lookin coont today, same age as me, works out, takes care of himself and was quite respectful of the the locals.

I was lookin in the mirror.

Na, just shittin ya,

I'm still ugly as fook eh.

Originally Posted by terry57

He Lu-Lu,

Ive posted piks on this forum of when i was 12 months old, 19 years old and at 30 years old.

I dare not bang any others up because id scare fook out of the members.

You still rocking that lip slug tel? 😁

^

Yer,

Had the fookin thing since i was 17,

It's like a really ugly mother in law eh.

Ya need to look at it because ya married the daughter.

Hence why i refuse to get married.

Hate ugly people.

Does anybody have any experience of converting to a new fashion accessory, the "Jock Strap"
Have you experience in this area.
Suppose I'll find a video on YouTube that films the answer, how a Jock Strap saved My balls. Or how to measure and fit a Jock.
Does anybody have any experience relating to their own Jock Strap. Please share.

Originally Posted by terry57

Hate ugly people.

It's not too late to jump into a mincer and get it over with, hoser.