Comments about the size or taste of smeg's "todger" are not required.
'Him' is a she. I only have bitches and then have them neutered before their first season. I'm not stupid enough to have 3 kids and have an uncastrated dominant male wandering around. That applies to all breeds. I have 3 dogs.Originally Posted by Immigrunt
Fcuk that. It'll see me out. It's too big a task for me as well. Fcuk if I'll let another Somchai work here.Originally Posted by lob
^ is all the dog shit over that hedge?
Nah, dog shit doesn't last long in the rain season. In the hot season it dries out very quickly and I sweep it up with a brush and pan before throwing it on next-doors cassava field. Good fertilizer.Originally Posted by Dillinger
wtf? I eat Macademia nuts every day as part of my diet. Why am I not dead?Warfarin also works. As do Macademia Nuts.
Update:
This website might be useful:
12-human-foods-that-could-kill-your-dog
https://www.foodbeast.com/news/12-hu...kill-your-dog/
Why do dogs not have hands?
And it is Macadamia nuts not Macademia nuts. After Alexander MacAdam the Midshipman who first brought them on board the Endeavour anchored off Byron Bay for Captain Cook to taste.
^edit: I just made that up as a joke and then googled to discover that they really are named after a bloke called MacAdam. Dr John MacAdam a friend of the German botanist who discovered them in Australia.
Canines can be delicious.....
Most important, is you getting rid of the dog without getting caught / linked to it.
As perhaps noted above. Capture, take, drive many kilos away drop it off.
Poisoning / shooting it could too easily lead to suspicions of you.
The arrogant assholes you note, are the real problem - whack the dog.
Kill the owner and the dog will go. Kill the dog and the owner buys another one.
Get a shanghai or low powered bb gun and pop one at it's arse every time the mut starts up, don't be seen doing that.
Any other time you get close enough to it, in passing, say, just make nice noises and give it a biscuit.
A dog whistle does the trick. Super-high pitched, you can train your neighbours dog pretty easy, tbh.
https://www.amazon.com/Best-Sellers-...ies/2975423011
Not as much fun as killing it, mind.
I have one at home. If the neighbour's dog starts barking you basically do a pissing up the wall contest; whistle v barking until the dog stops (its supposed to hurt a dog's hyper sensitive hearing) -or you hyperventilate, and drop down dead from a massive heart attack. -Whichever comes first.
Either way, hours of endless fun for you and Bonzo.
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