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    What's in Jared's Box

    In this picture of Ivanka and Jared, Jared is holding a box....what do you suppose is in it?


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    My guess....the key to Ivanka's chastity belt because she spends so much time around her dad...

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    Trump's family jewels?

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    No box. Two phones.

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    Quote Originally Posted by misskit View Post
    No box. Two phones.
    Agree, or a phone (left hand) and something else in the other hand.
    But the chastity belt key (and reason) is a good'un.

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    His foreskin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by misskit
    No box. Two phones.
    Looking closer...yup I agree too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by misskit
    No box. Two phones.
    Spoil sport.....

    It could be the remote control to the TV in trump's bedroom. Jared won't let trump have the remote until trump's done his homework about how to run the country....if the homework is finished, trump gets to watch Hannity on Fox before he goes to bed.
    "I was a good student. I comprehend very well, OK, better than I think almost anybody," - President Trump comparing his legal knowledge to a Federal judge.

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    Oh, well.

    Ivanka appears to be getting a bit broad in the beam in that photo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by misskit
    Ivanka appears to be getting a bit broad in the beam in that photo.
    Maybe he's taking sneak pics of the stern end of his ship....

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    Perhaps it's a remote control for Ivanka's vibrator.

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    Quote Originally Posted by misskit
    Perhaps a remote control for Ivanka's vibrator.
    So you think she has a Lovense? "Lush" or the "Hush?"

    Last edited by SKkin; 03-05-2017 at 04:43 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by misskit
    Perhaps a remote control for Ivanka's vibrator.
    To be given to her dad if he completes the word search with vocabulary about the legislative process?

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    The global position coordinates of MH370, he knows where it is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SKkin
    Lovense. . ."Hush?"
    tomcat, has your order been confirmed yet?


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    Quote Originally Posted by misskit View Post
    Perhaps it's a remote control for Ivanka's vibrator.
    Beat me to it.

    No doubt in my mind he's got the speed control for the angel balls that are embedded within her.

    Allegedly the other remote control is for the artificial brain cells embedded in plump trump.

    Though that could be "fake news".

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    Quote Originally Posted by klong toey
    The global position coordinates of MH370, he knows where it is.
    And the aliens that abducted them....it's not area 51, but on a small island chain known as Ivanka's Jewels....

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    they both look ill

    too much coke maybe ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by CSFFan
    What's in Jared's Box
    Looks like Pandora's box. All the evils in the world in there. Jared and FiL will huuugely open soon. It's gonna be great – believe me!.

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