Thread: Which Underarm Deoderant Do You Use ( if Any)

Roll on. Whatever my wife brings home from the store.

Would this be the correct time to point out that there is a difference between deodorant and antiperspirant

one of those crystal sticks... it kills the bacteria which is what smells. You still perspire (which is necessary) but no smell.

I used to use the crystal sticks before I began making my own.
Thought they were brilliant, till I read a bit...



The crystal deodorant stones are made from alum. The most widely used form of alum used in the personal care industry is potassium alum. The full chemical name of potassium alum is potassium aluminum sulfate.

The reason that most people try to avoid aluminum in deodorant is because of its possible link to Alzheimer's disease. There is some strong evidence of a link -- for instance, in 1988, a truck driver accidentally dumped 20 tons of aluminum sulfate in to a town's drinking water.

Now, over 20 years later, they are finding a higher incidence of Alzheimer’s in the people of this town.

Incidentally, the article linked below notes that, “many doctors such as popular web guru and natural health expert Dr. Mercola suggest avoiding aluminum as much as possible.”

Let’s get this straight. Even though aluminum is widely distributed in the earth’s crust, it is NOT needed in ANY amounts in your body. All evidence to date points to aluminum as a poison that serves no beneficial role in your body and should be avoided.

Aluminum is widely recognized as a neurotoxin, which has been found in increased concentrations in the brains of people with Alzheimer’s disease. Unfortunately, if you use antiperspirants or some deodorants, you are most likely exposing yourself to aluminum. Aluminum salts can account for 25 percent of the volume of some antiperspirants.

I'm a fucking dinosaur, a bigoted ,racist, homophobe, stuck in the Bernard Manning era...
But I want to fit in on the new modern TeakDoor and not have all my threads Dog Housed.
So from now on I will only be starting sensible threads on proper, normal, exciting Political Correct safe topics.

You're a complete cvnt blue but the racist homophobe cvnt is preferable to this one. Fucking deodorant, lovesick secretaries pining after people they've never met, sexpats and their squalid joyless lives, squat toilets, crisps,....Jesus fucking wept. If this forum were a pet, it would have been put down and rendered into soap and dog food years ago.

What happened to ^ the love sick thread?

Fucker was supposed to be passing through...Must've got his arse stuck in the doorjamb...

Originally Posted by blue

Currently using this product,

That's quite a phallic tube of Vaseline you chose Blue.
Freudian choice?

^Ribbed

My natural musk has a pleasing fragrance. I enhance it with "Eau de la place where seals go to die in Winter pour l'homme'.

^ Could have just said you were a stereotypical unwashed Englishman.

Originally Posted by Pragmatic

I think you mean 'Joop'? I wear it and it lasts ages and works. I used to shag a woman from Sheffield when her husband was on night-shifts. She liked it so much she bought him a bottle

Was her name Mary?

Originally Posted by Little Chuchok

^Ribbed

Real men turn ribbed condoms inside out?

yep soda. in thia something like san-som. i rate it as number one . still sweat same always but no smell at all.environmentally friendly. and couldn't be cheaper or better.

actually i friend of mine, female, in uk bought a cristal stick , 13 pds, she was full of it ,so i gave it a lick, low and behold it was a stick of soda. i swear by it.

JRM

I always used Nivea ones until recently now Tross shirt protector. All the Nivea roll on ones leave an ever increasing deposit that builds up on shirts

Originally Posted by Slick

^ Could have just said you were a stereotypical unwashed Englishman.

And even with that I still smell better than your average soap-dodging trumpkin inbred redneck.

Originally Posted by Thai3

All the Vaseline ones leave an ever increasing deposit that builds up on sheets

Hmmm?

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Originally Posted by Slick

^ Could have just said you were a stereotypical unwashed Englishman.

And even with that I still smell better than your average soap-dodging trumpkin inbred redneck.

How many inbred rednecks have you smelled?

I use this motherfucker

Originally Posted by Slick

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Originally Posted by Slick

^ Could have just said you were a stereotypical unwashed Englishman.

And even with that I still smell better than your average soap-dodging trumpkin inbred redneck.

How many inbred rednecks have you smelled?

Well there's you for a start, you smell like the inside of a turkish wrestler's jockstrap I'm told.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Originally Posted by Slick

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Originally Posted by Slick

^ Could have just said you were a stereotypical unwashed Englishman.

And even with that I still smell better than your average soap-dodging trumpkin inbred redneck.

How many inbred rednecks have you smelled?

Well there's you for a start, you smell like the inside of a turkish wrestler's jockstrap I'm told.

Olive oil? I doubt many trailer trash use it. Peanut oil, surely.

I went into a store and asked for 'men's deodorants'. The lady asked me 'balls or aerosol?' I replied 'neither, it's for my armpits'.