Thread: What's your pornstar name?

If you were a pornstar,what would your name be?

Also who which actress would you like to shaft on your debut porn flick?

Originally Posted by Roc

Also who which actress would you like to shaft on your debut porn flick?

Is was well into this one bird but she retired about five years ago... Must be getting old

Johnny Phlegm. Actress would be Kirstie Alley, definitely not on top.

Rusty Hollands.Actress has to be Elisha Cuthbert from 24!

" clarence " is my chosen porn star name and id love to shag tera patric as she is thai and has tits that never stop giving.

shags like an olympic champion so thats also is a winning factor.

if i cant shaft tera my next top shagger would be " tegan presly " as she is one young hot piece of womanly heaven.

jeez, im baring up just thinking about her.

check her out lads.

Ridged Rigger the anal driller

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fair crack rigger,

too much info mate.

anyway fair play and play on.

I won't be participating in this thread.

Originally Posted by terry57

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fair crack rigger,

too much info mate.

anyway fair play and play on.

AS long as he is safe and legal goodluck to him.

slimboyscat aka Man in Motion

Dont care which actress as long as she has been getting enough fibre

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what are suggesting mad dog ?

maybe you and rigger getting it on for a bit of back door drilling.?

anyway you can forget about that as rigger's a very happily married man aint ya rigger, and mrs rigger would not be too friggin happy about that.

Originally Posted by slimboyfat

slimboyscat aka Man in Motion

Dont care which actress as long as she has been getting enough fibre

But would a Cornishman capture the German demographic?

" slimboyscat "

classic mate.

Originally Posted by mad_dog

Originally Posted by slimboyfat

slimboyscat aka Man in Motion

Dont care which actress as long as she has been getting enough fibre

But would a Cornishman capture the German demographic?

Would you have that Scatman John guy singing "I'm a Scatman, Scatman..." in the opening scenes?

my pornstar name is chris and i like my bottom spanked pink by my gf while i say "stop, mommy, stop". and then i come like a goat.

^I love it when you talk dirty Obsidian!
Maybe you can start the first gay thread on teakdoor.