Thread: Survival/wild camping Videos

I don't know why but I've started watching survival videos, maybe i can sense a coming apocalypse.

These type are my favourite, after a few beers,
beware -the sound is all over the place
good presenter though



He's found himself totally homeless in this one
The landlord is fucking his wife or something

No disrespect Blue but I thought the videos were absolute crap. JMO

I to enjoy watching survival documentaries, the ones where folks try climbing K2 or other high peaks and get stuck, or plane crashes into ocean and survivors spend days at sea, or the American crime ones where a psycho killer attacks a victim who survives.

Question for Blue.

You're stranded days from civilization with just a penknife, a condom and a chicken.
Do you kill the chicken and eat it, or keep it alive for sexual gratification?

A good (but eccentric conspiracy theorist fanatic) mate of mine stocked half his garage with sacks of rice and several hundred cans each of tuna, beans, tomatoes, and sardines, in readiness for the upcoming nuclear war. That was in 2007 and I'm pretty sure most of that would now be inedible.

Hope he doesn't take offence when I reject his calls the morning the bombs start flying

Originally Posted by Neo

Question for Blue.

You're stranded days from civilization with just a penknife, a condom and a chicken.
Do you kill the chicken and eat it, or keep it alive for sexual gratification?

I'd let the chicken go free for the karma.
Use the condom as a water carrier
and toss off thinking about an Italian girlfriend I had decades ago ,when i was young - before decay set in

His extraction and consumption of water from elephant shite was a step too far.

What if you lived in Bolton or Margate?

this guy can survive.

https://wn.com/Les_Hiddins_Historica...es_Of_Survival