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    TIT

    Local rubber farmer caught two women in the act of stealing cup rubber.
    Confronted they said that it was better than borrowing money.
    Farmer took them to police..a 'fine' and released....TIT FFS!

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    Sorry a little off topic but farangs beware,
    A new German is in the village. He's been internet introduced to some Thai piece. He speaks no Thai and no English and has no idea what Thai women are like. So he's been relying on another German and his wife within the Amphur.
    The wife of the German helper(?) tells the ignorant Germans lady that for a price she'll get the ignorant German to buy her some gold for a price. They agree 1,000 Baht. The ignorant German gets told that buying his Thai lady gold will help sway her love for him. So he does. On doing so the lady hands over the 1,000 Baht. Then the helper(?) has the cheek to come bragging to my missus about what she did. TiT Land of Scams.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pragmatic View Post
    Sorry a little off topic but farangs beware,
    A new German is in the village. He's been internet introduced to some Thai piece. He speaks no Thai and no English and has no idea what Thai women are like. So he's been relying on another German and his wife within the Amphur.
    The wife of the German helper(?) tells the ignorant Germans lady that for a price she'll get the ignorant German to buy her some gold for a price. They agree 1,000 Baht. The ignorant German gets told that buying his Thai lady gold will help sway her love for him. So he does. On doing so the lady hands over the 1,000 Baht. Then the helper(?) has the cheek to come bragging to my missus about what she did. TiT Land of Scams.
    I think you should have written, "idiots beware", not "farang beware".

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChalkyDee
    I think you should have written, "idiots beware", not "farang beware".
    But all the idiots are farangs. And there again all the farangs are idiots.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pragmatic View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by ChalkyDee
    I think you should have written, "idiots beware", not "farang beware".
    But all the idiots are farangs. And there again all the farangs are idiots.
    I'd tend to agree(apart from a small %age.) if you're talking about the farang who live in Thai villages.

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    1000 bht gold she is easily impressed

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    ^ Yes I am talking farang living in a village. The latest German is heading for a big fall but I can't help even if I wanted to. His teelak won't let him near me. Similar to the other ladies that get a farang trophy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dorch
    1000 bht gold she is easily impressed
    The Germans a tight cnut, most are. He only bought her half Baht gold. Had it been more................

    Edit: Tightest farang I've come up against was an Oker. The tight twat waited for 5 Baht change after payin for his beer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pragmatic View Post
    ^ Yes I am talking farang living in a village. The latest German is heading for a big fall but I can't help even if I wanted to. His teelak won't let him near me. Similar to the other ladies that get a farang trophy.
    Why are you living in such a place?

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    ^ it's more entertaining than watching TV by the sounds of it.

    I never get bored watching Thai society.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChalkyDee
    Why are you living in such a place?
    Each to their own. I enjoy village life.

    I never get bored watching Thai society.
    I'm the same. It's a bit like watching National Geographic live.

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    I was thinking 2 special needs being given 2 bowls of spaghetti and 1 spoon.

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    [QUOTE=Pragmatic;3488825]
    Quote Originally Posted by ChalkyDee
    Why are you living in such a place?
    Each to their own. I enjoy village life.

    Fair enough, I thought most lived there as their teelak came from there and they couldn't afford to live in a civilized place or were retired with slight dementia.

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    My math must be off.

    The Gold Traders Association announced buying prices at 19,647.36 baht per baht-weight for gold ornaments and 20,000.00 baht per baht-weight for gold... Gold prices falls B100 to B20,150.
    Gold prices steady at B20,300 | Bangkok Post: business

    My math must be off. A half a baht of gold would be 10,000 baht. 1,000 would buy nothing.

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    Put down the drugs Aging Vadge. Your brain's soggy biscuit bud.


    The 1k is the helper's fee for helping persuade him to buy the gold.

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    thanks. You are such a polite guy.^ Always making the forum a friendly place.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pragmatic View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by dorch
    1000 bht gold she is easily impressed
    The Germans a tight cnut, most are. He only bought her half Baht gold. Had it been more................

    Edit: Tightest farang I've come up against was an Oker. The tight twat waited for 5 Baht change after payin for his beer.
    why wouldn't u.

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    [quote=ChalkyDee;3488834]
    Quote Originally Posted by Pragmatic View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by ChalkyDee
    Why are you living in such a place?
    Each to their own. I enjoy village life.

    Fair enough, I thought most lived there as their teelak came from there and they couldn't afford to live in a civilized place or were retired with slight dementia.
    u think too mut.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aging one
    1,000 would buy nothing.
    1.3 grams 96.6% Gold/about 30 pad kapow moo/10 bottles of whisky/3 wicker baskets/ 20 ripe Durian......

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    Quote Originally Posted by aging one
    My math must be off. A half a baht of gold would be 10,000 baht. 1,000 would buy nothing.
    The 1,000 Baht was payment for the woman helper(?) for persuading the German to buy his teelak half Baht gold. Sorry if I didn't explain things properly.

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    Sure you did. He's just off his noggin on God only knows what.

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    I love reading these threads. Its amazing how many foreigner dolts end up here and are easily swayed by VJJ. Must have been a tough social life where they hailed from.

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