Reading in the bog

[sledge]

Just been and had a pee and could hear somebody reading the newspaper in the crapper cubile.

I guy I use to wk with years ago who could spend up to 20 minutes having a shit and would also take reading material. Surely there's better places to read.

I've never been a fan of spending to much time on the dunny. When i need to shit I go and it's all over and done with in a minute.

[mrsquirrel]

I am buying a 2nd hand tablet PC so I can post on TD whilstcrapping

[slimboyfat]

I am buying a 2nd hand tablet PC so I can post on TD whilstcrapping

if it comes with a camera you can contribute to scampys thread on a regular basis.

assuming that you are regular

[Looper]

Forum posting is not as bad as phoning somebody with a cordless or mobile from the throne. I don't do that to people I know but talking to somebody in a call centre whilst noisily curling one off or even just having a whizz can be fun

[slimboyfat]

ah yes, the splash as the depth charge hits the water is a great sound to relay to the HSBC call centre in New Delhi or wherever it is

[The Gentleman Scamp]

When i need to shit I go and it's all over and done with in a minute.

Seconded.

In fact, most of the time in Thailand it's out before my arse is on the seat.

[bkkmadness]

I guy I use to wk with years ago who could spend up to 20 minutes having a shit and would also take reading material. Surely there's better places to read.

Nothing wrong with that, the toilet is an excellent place to read.

[terry57]

^

i think its bad form and fukin down right sick to read the sports section whilst some dirty bastard is backing one out.

i mean whats that all about then. ?

even if your in your own bogger with no tosser about, its still errs on the side of sickness to read the bible in the bog.

jeez you guys,

how about going for a nice walk or something.

[shehiredahitman]

I wouldn't have time to read the headlines before I've finished my business on the bog. I think when you get old, something must happen to you where having a shit takes an eternity. Why not wait until you really need a shit & then it won't take forever to pinch it out?

[The Fish]

same same just go in when i need a shit and in and out within the blink of an eye