How to defend against Bear Attacks

[Cold Pizza]

Please watch and take note. There are bears inThailand, no?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_co...&v=mCmtsyDdtng

[Cold Pizza]

Why won't the youtube vid show?

[BaitongBoy]

Not worry about Thailand...I'm in bear country now...Real bears...Heh...

Have mountain lions, too...(Puma concolor)...Commonly known as cougars...

[kmart]

Only bears in Thailand are stir-crazy in tiny little cages, being prodded with sticks by Welsh people.

[jamescollister]

Only bears in Thailand are stir-crazy in tiny little cages, being prodded with sticks by Welsh people.

Plenty of bears where I live in Thailand, last attack was about 5 months ago.

[fishlocker]

Not worry about Thailand...I'm in bear country now...Real bears...Heh...

Have mountain lions, too...(Puma concolor)...Commonly known as cougars...

A few cougars around that I wouldn't mind a mauling from. Smoking hot bear anus on a few local Laotians that's for sure.

Now that I read about the fish shows I wouldn't mind a trip to Japan either. To think the fish could be inserted repeatedly into some smoking hot Japanese minx makes me feel warm all over.

[BaitongBoy]

^ Is that a form of cooking?...

[birding]

Sure are Bears in Thailand 2 species the Malayan Sun Bear and Asian Black Bear and they are quite widespread throughout forest areas.

This is one, a Sun Bear in Kaeng Krachan National Park.




I remember reading some time back about a young lady in Canada who saved herself from a bear attack with a single shot 22 pistol.

She shot her boyfriend in the knee than ran.

[david44]

Don't worry a man in a silk suit will help, I recall stalling to insert local SIM on arrival at Sawmpy and atout unfurled a wad of lurid images and assured me

They're bare, having explained I was a Burqa lurker my wife appeared and he realized I have special needs

[David48atTD]

Why won't the youtube vid show?

Because you put a time constraint in the hyperlink.

[Cujo]

Here's how.
Wyoming Man Killed Bear with his Bare Hands and Teeth - Inside Ben's Brain

Sorry can't cut and paste the article on the phone.

[Door Knob]

I take it bad language won't work on them eh?

[david44]

But was he bareback like Crocodile Dundave ?

[jimbobs]

Just take a fat older guy
As long as you can outrun the one you are with the bear scoffs him
Good safety tip there

[david44]

Kids have three bears illustrious folks have forebears, as a resident alien I had a flight

[thaimeme]

But was he bareback like Crocodile Dundave ?

Anything like this gent?

[Mr Earl]

I lived in Alaska for a few years. (Serious bear country)

Outside of civilized areas bears are extremely shy of humans.

There are bears known as "cooler bears", when they see tourists with thier coolers they scare them off to rob the contents of the the coolers.

Then there was the bear who every year invaded the cariboo hunting camp I assited on the north fork of the squirrel river.

Being the pilot with an airplane I was tasked with hauling meat from the camp.

The camp hosted a number of folks from Anchorage who alway brought ample amounts of liquor.

Anyway after the camp broke up I looked forward to harvesting the leftovers.

Anyway one year crummy weather prevented a prompt return to the camp, and the bears had already done the deed.
It was common to see beer cans bitten open., but this time I saw, how a bear had unscrewed the cap of half gallon glass bottle of Jack Daniels, and I was so looking forward to recovering that bottle.

A few years later after I left my flying carreer. I heard the hunting camp boss, (my boss) shot that bear.

That bear was a smart mofo. The few years I was there he was very elusive.

I think my boss just got tired of all the damage being done to the camp, just waited one year to drill the thieving sucker.

[Cujo]

Ever met a Canadian who didn't have a bear story?

[Cujo]

But was he bareback like Crocodile Dundave ?

Anything like this gent?

Not me. Ridiculous.

[thaimeme]

Ever met a Canadian who didn't have a bear story?

Ever met a Thai who didn't have a tiger story.....??

[pickel]

Ever met a Thai who didn't have a tiger story.....??

Plenty, what's your point?

I've had dozens of bear encounters.

[wasabi]

I have never had a bear attack in Thailand as My lucky amulet keeps bears at bay.

[stroller]

Please watch and take note. There are bears inThailand, no?

Thanks for your most fascinating, informative contribution.

[Bower]

Plenty of bears around my place in Sweden. Last fatal attack (Rattvik) was , as if often the case one bear pissed of at a dog. Bear takes off after the dog, dog runs back to its owner....bear fucks up the owner.

[NZdick1983]

Awesome story, Earl (best I've read on TD so far)..

I have never had any Bear encounters thank fuck, a few sheep encounters, but no bears (only beers, or beers & sheep heh)..

Surprised to learn that firearms are relatively ineffective against them... even my .22 can kill a boar...*but it's ineffective against TD bores, unfortunately..

Bears ey? fucking tough bastards!

"Perhaps my new weapon (Derma-roller) with 540 micro needles - could defeat the beast... I could roll it to death. If it didn't die, at least it's skin would be collagen inducted, regenerated and sexy.

That's my "Famous Friday" comment