Thread: RIP Bitcoin

Well me coins have hit a minor downturn by the looks.

Can someone tell me what's wrong? Fecking thing's busted.

Why aren't I obscenely rich yet? Where are the millions that were promised me!?

^ Sell, run and hide, you ain't got's da temperament.

Jaysus Earl... It was a joke

A completely obvious one.

^what makes you think crypto is a joke?

You really should do your homework before throwing your very hard earned money around, ignorantly.

BTW, keeping your coin on an exchange is extremely ignorant.

I think you and your inability to interpret nuance is a joke.

You and FaRT keep whining that this thread's not about me... and then immediately make it about me.

Is there a Whine Coin? That should be a thing.

Originally Posted by lom

Oh the irony

double irony on you then

Originally Posted by AntRobertson

Well me coins have hit a minor downturn by the looks.

Can someone tell me what's wrong? Fecking thing's busted.

Why aren't I obscenely rich yet? Where are the millions that were promised me!?

Why do you think people want to read nonsense like this?

just posting to post?

blah, blah, blah and laugh smilie

Originally Posted by Farangrakthai

Why do you think people want to read nonsense like this?

just posting to post?

blah, blah, blah and laugh smilie

He's become rather pathetic indeed, it is clear he's has no clue about what he's doing. Can't even set up a wallet, doesn't know what the "keys" are, totally clueless.

Like others new to crypto, he could read up on it and share what he's learned or why he likes certain cryptos.

instead just posts nonsense that a kid could come up with.

Well... Q.E.D. as they say.



Anyways me coins have ticked back up. Gonna be a gazzillionaire again.

Originally Posted by Farangrakthai

Like others new to crypto, he could read up on it and share what he's learned or why he likes certain cryptos.

instead just posts nonsense that a kid could come up with.

Over on Reddit, people like Anty McPanties are the joke, he wouldn't last 30 seconds.

Anybody in on ICOs this month?

Crikey!

Some here need to get themselves some Sense Of Humour Coins. If you can't laugh while losing millions of dollars a second, what can ya laugh at?

Originally Posted by Plan B

what can ya laugh at?

pisscoin ?

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=688577.0

PissCoin is backed 1:1 by the value of 1 metric measure of your own Urea - from your own piss. EVERYBODY can mine PissCoin and it is backed by unparallelled liquidity. With PissCoin, everything is piss easy. There are no problems with TX fees, forks, wallet upgrades, bloated blockchains etc. PISS is completely in your hands - just make sure you wash them afterwards.

Features:

* Completely unique PoP Algorithm (Pot of Piss) with Whirlpool algo influence if mined directionally.
* No premine
* Target block times - approx 30 seconds, but longer first thing in the morning
* Total units/coins - infinite.
* Retargeting calculated on a fluid curve basis
* Inflation - proportional to input capacity but can be significantly increased through ethanol introduction
* Maturity time - variable depending on mining hardware accessibility

Mining Hardware Requirements:

1 bucket
1 teaspoon
1 jar of baking soda


Mining Instructions:

1) Place bucket on floor
2) Piss in bucket
3) Add 1 teaspoon of baking soda per gallon of piss
4) Sell your PissCoin UREA for shit loads of money. Maybe.

More detailed instructions: http://www.idigmygarden.com/forums/s...ad.php?t=55600

Exchanges/Trading:

PissCoin is a completely fresh concept on an old technology and is still in early development. Our team of dedicated devs are working round the clock producing worldwide payment gateways, ATM software, credit cards, (toilet) paper wallets, branded buckets and digital toilet roll holders.

Exchanges are not a priority but if you want to send your Urea, please send a private message to true-asset (UROCOin dev) but all the fucking Urea in the world won't help that guy anyway so you may be advised to spread it on your roses instead. For neat/untreated piss enquires, send your enquiries to BitcoinExpress (~BCX~).

Scaly deposits (technically referred to as piss crystals) may form around the rim of your mining rig if the cache is not flushed regularly. Spoetnik smokes these before posting and although he doesn't own any money, he'll pay 'in kind' anything you want him to. He blows vagrants/tramps for cigarette butts, so expect a lot of appreciation.

^
Earl's an early adopter of PissCoin.

He's gonna make an absolute fortune if he doesn't piss it away.

He’ll drink all his profits.

Originally Posted by baldrick

pisscoin ?

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=688577.0

brilliant, a continuation of your existing line of business, plumberboy

Originally Posted by AntRobertson

He’ll drink all his profits.

Pee is free ya ignorant moron...

Piss is bliss....

Originally Posted by Mr Earl

Piss is bliss...

do not miss

else you kiss

decomposing clitoris ? no ?

clitcoin - mine it with your tongue ?

Originally Posted by Mr Earl

Pee is free ya ignorant moron...

Originally Posted by Mr Earl

Over on Reddit, people like Anty McPanties are the joke, he wouldn't last 30 seconds.

who wants to predict that ant will pull out of the market and not be heard of again on this thread,

faster than redhaze?

leghump coin seems to be seeing some volume

are they pumping ?

Stay tuned for earl's coin.

https://cryptonotestarter.org

or maybe I'll call it the ant coin, the dumber than dogshit coin....

another proof-of-stake blockchain:

https://www.coindesk.com/mit-profess...er-blockchain/

The developers of the Algorand blockchain protocol have raised $4 million in seed funding.


The funding support came from venture capital firms Pillar and Union Square Ventures, the startup behind the protocol announced today.


Algorand constitutes a digital currency and transaction platform, with its underlying protocol co-authored by MIT professor and Turing Award winner Silvio Micali.

As previously reported by CoinDesk, the proof-of-stake-based system was on display at the Financial Cryptography and Data Security conference in Malta last year.

Wow will you look at that... the Bitcoin/crypto thread and FaRT finally managed to make a post that isn't about me.

Good work buddy!

Anyways...

Not quite the roller-coaster ride I was expecting. Some small ups and downs but everything pretty steady really.

Where's the fun in that?