Thread: Dear Mr Holt, I would like to announce that all TD memebrs own a garden table

Originally Posted by stroller

Btw, it's the Irish gangs in Council Estates you gotta watch out for, never got cheated by a black man.

I have! Half the time it's fkn road dust instead of smack. 10 quid a bag too! Cnts!

This is a Teak Door members table

Am I the only dipshit here who hasn't got the faintest idea what this thread is all about?

I have no idea either

Originally Posted by benbaaa

Am I the only dipshit here who hasn't got the faintest idea what this thread is all about?

A couple of times a month DD gets pissed and starts a rant... luckily this month it is only about garden tables, it is normally paedophiles or the french.

Humour him

Originally Posted by dirtydog

Yes Mr Marc Holt, I think it is quite important that you know that the majority of TeakDoor Members do own a garden table, now we cant vouch for that Mr Nasty John Galt but I do believe he is now in the process of buying a garden table, I hope and beg you not to expose the members that dont own a garden table, this will bring shame upon them and their familys, So please Mr Holt please think of them before you do your expose on them.


Holt you are a foking wanker.

My Mother used to say, If you have nothing useful to say, It is far better to remain silent than open your mouth and expose your stupidity.

Who the hell is Mark Holt and why the fuck should I care about his garden table?!

By the way, I have one of those concrete jobbies with the chess board set in the centre.

Why has my post about you not being an English teacher been deleted?

Powertrip.

^
about who not being an English teacher?

I found it on the other thread.

Do you not think you should merge all of DD drivel on this chap and put it in somewhere else?

LOL ^

Originally Posted by benbaaa

Am I the only dipshit here who hasn't got the faintest idea what this thread is all about?

Nope. I've waded through this diatribe in the rahter pathetic hope of some enlightment but if it's here it has escaped me. I must be bored, stupid or both.

Whose going to start the 'Show us your garden table.' thread then?

Does a computer table count?

Originally Posted by benbaaa

By the way, I have one of those concrete jobbies with the chess board set in the centre.

Oh my god, Benbaaa embracing chav culture, who would have thought.:banhim1:

TD really needs a 'show us yer TG knickers on a garden table' thread.

I have a rattan table I thought would be funky for the garden, but it's crap for outdoors use, goes all grey and needs to be refurbished too often.

Originally Posted by stroller

Oh my god, Benbaaa embracing chav culture, who would have thought.

Fuck you, dog murderer.

Originally Posted by sabang

TD really needs a 'show us yer TG knickers on a garden table' thread.

I'd prefer 'Show us your TG without knickers on a garden table'.

^^Fusk you, Transformer fetish man

^What's a fusk?

A: Feking a transformer when it's still in car mode

While we're on the subject of not knowing what the fuck threads are all about, who's John Galt? I keep seeing his name crop up here but I have no idea who he is.