Will you be getting a Christmas bonus?

**otherstuff1957** · 17-12-2005, 01:40 PM

I asked my employers about a bonus, one said:

The other said:

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**Moonfruit** · 19-12-2005, 03:48 PM

My bonus is the fact that these clowns will keep my in employment into the new year.

Financial bonus; Not a chance in hell!!!

**Moonfruit** · 19-12-2005, 03:50 PM

Though being a teacher, and looking at my spelling above maybe i will get fired.
Ho hum. Mai pen rai.

**Goddess of Whatever** · 19-12-2005, 03:51 PM

I'll get a bonus on 23rd!!!!! this Friday!!!

Yippie!!!!

Damn excited now, hmmm.. how much should I get?

**dirtydog** · 19-12-2005, 03:55 PM

None of my staff will be getting a bonus

they dont call me cheap bstard for nothing you know

**aging one** · 19-12-2005, 04:28 PM

Spent their bonus's on short time research did ya??

**dirtydog** · 19-12-2005, 05:00 PM

AO, somebody has to do it, it's a downright nasty job but it has to be done, hey have you seen that 2 posters have donated to teakdoor already? it says on the donation page that the money will be spent on bettering our community, I really got to get round to changing that as it is a bit missleading, but the money will be spent on bettering some gals lifestyles

**poolcleaner** · 19-12-2005, 06:11 PM

Originally Posted by Moonfruit

Though being a teacher, and looking at my spelling above maybe i will get fired.
Ho hum. Mai pen rai.

Worry no, sir moonfruit, Poolcleaner is here and I shall be watching and correcting.

**Joe 90** · 14-11-2023, 05:30 AM

I got a bonus today

**MarilynMonroe** · 14-11-2023, 06:23 AM

CongrAts Joe! What are you buying me for Xmas, darlin?

**Joe 90** · 14-11-2023, 06:25 AM

Originally Posted by MarilynMonroe

CongrAts Joe! What are you buying me for Xmas, darlin?

Some sexy underwear

**Simon43** · 14-11-2023, 06:30 AM

One of the Chinese agents that finds me students usually gives me $100 bonus at Xmas. Since the Chinese are well-known for being tight-fisted bastards, I dread to think what commission she is charging the students' parents if she can afford to be so generous with her bonus.

My Ruskie agent is happy to book and pay for lessons over the Xmas break, but then not attend them (and no prior notice of absence), and tells me to keep the lesson fee (which I would have done anyway....)

**MarilynMonroe** · 14-11-2023, 06:36 AM

^Hi Simon, long time!

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Some sexy underwear

Awesome, can we shop together?

**Joe 90** · 14-11-2023, 07:22 AM

Originally Posted by MarilynMonroe

^Hi Simon, long time!

Awesome, can we shop together?

Good to see you back posting Simon!

A trip to Ann Summers MM?

**Bettyboo** · 14-11-2023, 09:36 AM

Wouldn't Simon be an asset on an Anne Summers trip? A bonus, so to speak.

**dirk diggler** · 14-11-2023, 11:02 AM

Last time I got a Christmas bonus I was still running AOL.

**dirk diggler** · 14-11-2023, 11:03 AM

And I spent it all on 3 nights at the Grand Amsterdam for my gf's 21st birthday.

Cos every other bastard hotel was full.

**MarilynMonroe** · 14-11-2023, 11:09 AM

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

Wouldn't Simon be an asset on an Anne Summers trip?

He may find a new blow up sex doll ... lol

**harrybarracuda** · 14-11-2023, 03:13 PM

I was on the phone to my old bank in the sandpit asking why they hadn't closed the account since I'd left the country, and the bint told me "You'd better take a look at the balance" (I'd left it empty).

Blow me if the company hadn't paid an unexpected bonus for 2021 and included me in it even though I'd left. I would never have known.

Mind you, they were always a decent outfit to work for.

**BLD** · 14-11-2023, 04:59 PM

Fantastic. The unexpected windfalls are always the best ones

**DrWilly** · 14-11-2023, 05:33 PM

Happy with that.

Your shout.

**Mandaloopy** · 14-11-2023, 06:11 PM

Not financially, but I do get a month for the Christmas hols. Better than a kick the teeth.

**dirk diggler** · 14-11-2023, 06:59 PM

I've a better chance of a turkey dinner offshore than onshore I reckon.

**Stumpy** · 14-11-2023, 07:32 PM

In the states due to all the PC nonsense they can no longer call them a Christmas Bonus. They are now considered an annual bonus.

I should receive my "Annual" bonus around 1st week of December just in time for the Christmas Holiday.

**harrybarracuda** · 14-11-2023, 07:42 PM

Originally Posted by Stumpy

In the states due to all the PC nonsense they can no longer call them a Christmas Bonus. They are now considered an annual bonus.

I should receive my "Annual" bonus around 1st week of December just in time for the Christmas Holiday.

Why is it nonsense? Hannukah is around that time and I'm sure there's some kind of Islamic holiday, like the birth of the Prophet Mohammed's latest girlfriend or something.

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