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    Quote Originally Posted by November Rain View Post
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    You same Thai man
    You are. And?

    .
    That doesn't count as you've met me, you bastard
    And you measured/compared yourselves?

    Grooogh!...
    Yeah, my head comes up to his man-boobs

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    A lady recently asked me "How much you pay me go with you?" I was shocked, surely she found me attractive?

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    "you are poor and your skin is like crocodiles" (i have psoriasis on my elbows and yes i am poor)

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    Fuck off
    Piss off
    Wanker
    Get fucked

    I should never have taken her to Australia.
    she picked up sheilatalk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly View Post
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    The biggest insult I've ever had from a Thai was when I was once asked if I came from Australia. Oh the shame of it...
    Third time funny, huh?
    I didn't know insults were only allowed to be used once.

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    Oh the shame- the day after the Lions test.

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    yesterday i was told (it wont go in, it's too big).

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    Part of the reason for ultra-spiteful insults is that many Thai girls think they are so smart with their brothers and webs of lies that when you suss it out within 30 seconds they just can't take it

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    Quote Originally Posted by poorfalang View Post
    yesterday i was told (it wont go in, it's too big).
    I once had a 5ft 10in white girl tell me that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by poorfalang View Post
    yesterday i was told (it wont go in, it's too big).
    Mai phen rai....one can always find a way.
    A little work and practice is in order.

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    Quote Originally Posted by palexxxx View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by poorfalang View Post
    yesterday i was told (it wont go in, it's too big).
    I once had a 5ft 10in white girl tell me that.
    Was she trying to drive a semi into your garage?

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    The Thai bargirl has reached mainstream UK TV. Only way is essex. Obviously all clueless native Brit men think she's gorgeous, but here on TD we know she's one of many clones out there to fool the public. Wonder how many she slept with to get on that TV show. Can't pull the wool over our eyes

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    ^ God, I hate that orange hair. Thai women have such gorgeous hair naturally and some of them just fuck it up

    Worst thing a Thai female ever told me? Every time I went to a market stall. And this is in tourist country "no have this in large size for you". Size 12 (UK) is not that huge! And the stuff did fit when I bought it

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