What Have You Learnt With Age?

**Hootad Binky** · 15-03-2007, 09:01 AM

You know who that actually is, don't you, IM?

Sounds like you have a bad cough.

Better see the doctor...

**mrsquirrel** · 15-03-2007, 09:32 AM

Originally Posted by Ice Maiden

I learn summat new everyday. .... And I am nineteen next month! Time goes super fast the older you get. I remember back in the day when Birthdays took forever to arrive. Hahaha.

With any luck you will realise when you are not wanted as well. Hopefully sooner rather than later.

**Rigger** · 15-03-2007, 09:52 AM

I have learnt never trust a foking Arab.
Never stay awake for more than three days because you see funny things.
Never try and bust down a glass door
And never get caught cheating on a Thai woman
And cat fish have big spikes

**Marmite the Dog** · 15-03-2007, 12:01 PM

Originally Posted by mrsquirrel

Originally Posted by Ice Maiden

I learn summat new everyday. .... And I am nineteen next month! Time goes super fast the older you get. I remember back in the day when Birthdays took forever to arrive. Hahaha.

With any luck you will realise when you are not wanted as well. Hopefully sooner rather than later.

I think you meant to say not wanted by yourself. You don't speak for all of us on here.

She's got a nicer arse than you have.

**mrsquirrel** · 15-03-2007, 12:14 PM

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

She's got a nicer arse than you have.

Mine's still viriginal and tight. Not used and abused like hers.

**extras** · 15-03-2007, 07:46 PM

i've learned that people still can be total ****s no matter how old they are

**Ice Maiden** · 16-03-2007, 01:20 AM

Originally Posted by mrsquirrel

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

She's got a nicer arse than you have.

Mine's still viriginal and tight. Not used and abused like hers.

So I apparently take it up the arse... Hah!

You have to try a bit of everything to know what you like. Be open with your sexuality mate. Next time get your missus to put her finger in your bum during sex, you may like it!

**Gerbil** · 16-03-2007, 01:26 AM

Originally Posted by Ice Maiden

You have to try a bit of everything to know what you like. Be open with your sexuality mate. Next time get your missus to put her finger in your bum during sex, you may like it!

She won't though. She'll get squirrel shit all over her finger.

**Gerbil** · 16-03-2007, 01:27 AM

Originally Posted by Ice Maiden

Cute.

Oh so cute.

I missed seeing how beautiful you look in that blonde wig. And you pull off a pearl necklace better than me Maddie!

This is just dying for a smutty comment, but I'm too classy for that.

**danbo** · 16-03-2007, 02:49 AM

Originally Posted by Ice Maiden

Next time get your missus to put her finger in your bum

That's where he hides the housekeeping.

**Gerbil** · 25-03-2007, 06:03 PM

Laughter is *not* the best medicine. An IV drip filled with an expensive cocktail of drugs is.

**blackgang** · 25-03-2007, 07:42 PM

You always want that second lay just a nano second before you com the first time

There is nothing in the world as under rated as a good shit..

There is nothing as over rated a bum fuck..

**Gerbil** · 25-03-2007, 07:45 PM

Originally Posted by blackgang

There is nothing as over rated a bum fuck..

Giving or receiving?

**blackgang** · 25-03-2007, 08:26 PM

depends on who you are talking to and which bar it is in I would think..

**Wayne Kerr** · 25-03-2007, 09:22 PM

Originally Posted by Rigger

And never get caught cheating on a Thai woman

Any tips on how not to get caught

?

**Rigger** · 25-03-2007, 11:15 PM

The best way is just dont do it

and if you are going to remove all swords and knifes from the house first
If you cant do that well
Dont park your motorcycle at a short time hotel
Make sure you are home before 9:00 in the morning
Anyway your asking the wrong bloke I think

**stroller** · 26-03-2007, 04:13 AM

Just make sure you don't marry the violent jealous type!

Prop's bird is a bit much the other extreme, but mine doesn't mind the occasional short-time.

**Boon Mee** · 26-03-2007, 04:21 AM

What have I learned with the passage of age?
Not to drink warm Singha and eat Durian at the same time?

**Frankenstein** · 26-03-2007, 11:33 AM

Any tips on how not to get caught

Marry a bargirl over 25. She'll let you fool around and you wont have to worry about getting caught.

(She will also skin you for all you're worth. But if auxiliary muff excursions are such a vital part of your life, you won't mind losing the money, and she will probably put it to better use than you anyway.

)

**LesBonsTemps** · 30-03-2007, 03:59 AM

I've learned....

Life is rarely black or white but rather somewhere in between -- so I try to find some point of agreement inside the extremes. Does wonders for relationships of all sorts.

Paybacks are hell, especially to parents.

To trust my intuition. If I had done so at age 17, I'd have married my husband in 1970 rather than last year.

On the other hand, don't waste time on regrets. We're a product of all those experiences.

**Gerbil** · 30-03-2007, 04:38 AM

Originally Posted by stroller

but mine doesn't mind the occasional short-time.

That's very understanding of you.

**blackgang** · 30-03-2007, 07:09 AM

gettin old SUCKS big time.

**Whiteshiva** · 30-03-2007, 11:43 AM

Originally Posted by blackgang

gettin old SUCKS big time.

Although it sure as hell beats the alternative, right?

**blackgang** · 30-03-2007, 11:49 AM

^^ I am starting to wonder about that more and more everyday..

**Mr Earl** · 30-03-2007, 11:58 AM

I try to wear life like loose clothes.

Don't worry be happy!

Think about the lyrics of this song:

I'm Too Sexy
Right Said Fred

I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me

I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
And I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan

And I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing

I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my car too sexy for my car
Too sexy by far
And I'm too sexy for my hat
Too sexy for my hat what do you think about that

I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my too sexy for my too sexy for my

'Cos I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my cat too sexy for my cat
Poor pussy poor pussy cat
I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me

And I'm too sexy for this song

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