Thread: UEFA Euro 2016

I predict that England will be slapped in face tonight and will lose to Slovakia. Their violent players will be punished with yellow and red cards and they will finish the game with nine players. This will prove to a good excuse for their defeat.

Meanwhile, the cultured Welsh will progress effortlessly, and modestly to the knockout stages.

Originally Posted by can123

I predict that England will be slapped in face tonight and will lose to Slovakia. Their violent players will be punished with yellow and red cards and they will finish the game with nine players. This will prove to a good excuse for their defeat.

Meanwhile, the cultured Welsh will progress effortlessly, and modestly to the knockout stages.

May all your future sheep shags be syphilitic

Nah England were all over Russia; Sterling and Kane didn't work for them.
Tonight will be different. 2-1 to England.

Wales going down 1-0

Wales can beat Russia and will win 2-1

England can beat anyone and lose to anyone...I'll give a prediction in the morning.

Watch the Wales game, that'll keep you awake.

Originally Posted by Chittychangchang

Watch the Wales game, that'll keep you awake.

YES!

Very amusing.

Effortless win for Wales, as expected. England a shower of shit, as always.

Originally Posted by can123

England a shower of shit, as always.

Nothing has changed has it. 1 pass forward 3 passes back. 2 sideways, 1 pass forward.

Wales, 3 Our Fathers on the way, .

Originally Posted by can123

Effortless win for Wales, as expected. England a shower of shit, as always.

Did anyone else just get covered in phlegm?

Dear GREAT and mystical Slap.

Your predictions have just cost me 1000 of the Kings baht.

I predict your rapid rise and fall in the field of predictiology will see you back on the fucking farm supping Award Winners before the years end.

Bastard.

Originally Posted by somtamslap

...the mighty England shall indeed be victorious.

The Three Lions were held by Slovakia to a goalless draw in a frustrating game for Roy Hodgson's men.

Slovakia vs England live score and goal updates from Euro 2016 Group B decider - Mirror Online

They'll be out of this tourney soon, come the next phase.

France and Portugal possible next opponents.

Neither of them are looking great either.

Originally Posted by Cold Pizza

tourney

Tournament. This is proper sport, not a world series where only one nation enters.

Originally Posted by withnallstoke

I predict your rapid rise and fall in the field of predictiology will see you back on the fucking farm supping Award Winners before the years end.

The superbly great and most highly mystical Slap alas knew the game would be goalless. But must confess that the thought of supping bottle upon bottle of award winning ale has instigated a kind of epee in the underpants. I shall return forthwith - for robust sessions of merriment and mirth.

Originally Posted by Cold Pizza

They'll be out of this tourney soon, come the next phase.

The great and ridiculously fucking mystical Slap must query into who the fucking hell you think you are? There's only one psychic on the forum and I'll thank you to keep your 'predictions' to yourself.

Originally Posted by TheDukeofNewcastle

Tournament. This is proper sport, not a world series where only one nation enters.

The highly great and very bloody mystical indeed Slap concurs...

England, sorry Engerlaaand, will be out the compo next game (as will Wales).

Originally Posted by cyrille

France and Portugal possible next opponents.

Neither of them are looking great either.

I really hope I can see England play one of these two.

Originally Posted by TheDukeofNewcastle

Originally Posted by Cold Pizza

tourney

Tournament. This is proper sport, not a world series where only one nation enters.

Ouch.

But in baseball, Canada has 1 team.

This prediction mullarky seems a piece of piss.

France or Belgium to win the whole thing.

Scotland wont qualify for the next Euros, but Luxembourg and Iceland will.




Slapper will be flaunting his lycra clad bottom on the shores of Thailand one day.

N.Ireland 0 - 1 Germany. Mc Govern the hero for N.I.

A 24 -36 hr wait now to see if they go through to next round.

Germans glad to see the match finish,

The great and mystical Slap suggests that the Spaniards probably had chicken jalfrezi for dinner this evening...

Originally Posted by billy the kid

A 24 -36 hr wait now to see if they go through to next round.

They're through...

Cheers slap. Maybe up against Wales.

Hungary beating Portugal with a cracker of a goal from ex WBA old boy Gera

Iceland are 1-0 up too and if things stay as they are they will be playing England next

C'mon Hungary, this is turning into the tournament of the underdogs.