Thread: Rape of the Islands

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

Sorry, I could only be bothered to do the current Tri-Nations squad.

Junior Malili Muliaina, better known as Mils Muliana was born on 31 July 1980 in Salesi, Western Samoa.

Josevata Taliga "Joe" Rokocoko, was born 6 June 1983 in Nadi, Fiji.

Sitiveni Waica Sivivatu, was born 19 April 1982 in Suva, Fiji.

Isaia Toeava, was born 15 January 1986 in Moto'otua, Samoa.

Jerry Collins, was born 4 November 1980 in Apia, Samoa.

Chris Masoe, was born 15 May 1979 in Savaii, Samoa.

Greg Rawlinson, was born 14 August 1978 in Durban, South Africa.

Rodney So'oialo, was born 3 October 1979 in Moto'otua, Samoa.

John Schwalger, born 28 September 1983 in Apia, Western Samoa.

Apart from Rawlinson(Where you might a a small point,but he's not a foking Islander old son),all those blokes came to NZ when they were very young.eg:jerry and mils were 6 or 7 years old. Next!

This is excellent.
A crap rugby league thread, doomed to failure has become a very interesting thread about Kiwi immorality in rugby union.

Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon

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I didn't know they'd been changed.
Glad about that.
What were those Kiwi brothers names Chuch.
Played about 12-15 years back... scrum half and out half.
Samoa and N Zealand.

Bashop brothers.Graham,who went to play in and for Japan was one of the better half-backs that we have produced.I think their mother was part Samoan.

don't you mean immortality....

That's right, Cheers Chuch.
Was driving me spare.
Played for the Samoan team in the 89 world cup.
I was there when they beat Wales.
Feels like yesterday, can't believe it was nearly 20 years ago.

They used to run a gym in chch above my former work place, nice guys .

^^Didn't Frank(the stickman)Bunce play in that game too.Both the buggers had never been to Samoa prior to being picked in the team....

Yes Bunce maybe played, Birtwhistle definitely.
Pat Lam had a blinder.

All good Samoan boys.

^Yep!Well I used to know Birtwhistle quite well.used to play against the big poofta.His mother was half Samoan.Pat Lam was another Kiwi lucky enough to wear two international jerseys.

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Birtwhistle didn't look like any sort of rugby player to me, bit of a pole compared to most 2nd rows.. bad hair too, reminds me of that new number 4 you have that plays for the Hurricanes and has a mullet.

Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon

This is excellent.
A crap rugby league thread, doomed to failure has become a very interesting thread about Kiwi immorality in rugby union.

unfortunately its just been split....

bastard mods!

Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon

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Birtwhistle didn't look like any sort of rugby player to me, bit of a pole compared to most 2nd rows.. bad hair too, reminds me of that new number 4 you have that plays for the Hurricanes and has a mullet.

he was a biggish lad in those days.6'6" and about 16 stone.Played No 8 in club footy.Used to wind him up something fierce before we played him though.Starting a week out before we played him I would leave messages on his phone and get other poeple to call him saying things like "we are going to kick the fcuk out of you sonny if you come anywhere near a ruck etc" Used to work quite well too.Only did it because at No8 he was bloody good in club footy.One game he only went into 3 rucks/mauls....So he ran wide all day and scored two tries against us.

Joeli Vidiri - classic poach, you can't argue that one

and remember the fuss they made about not being able to poach Rupeni.......

Marmite's full of shit though, made his allegation without being able to produce quality facts, his web search told him little else. English rugby supporter, what else can we say??

Oh and as for Josevata Rokocoko, he came to New zealand as a 5 year old and made his Test debut at 19.

CMN....Daniel Carter, born in Wales.....5555.....

If only........ it'd be nice to have someone to come off the bench if James Hook gets injured.

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

The problem with you Kiwis is that you think we can't see through your BS excuses for draining the islands of their talent and doing your utmost to keep their rugby unions poor, so they have no choice but to suffer the black jersey.

NZs newest AB - who could have played for Samoa said

"It's always been my dream to play for the ABs"

...of course we know that this is just a wind-up Marmers but two things you need to understand: first boys are queuing up to become an All Black - ain't nobody forcing them...second EVERY kiwi is proud to do the haka when the opportunity presents itself...we are New Zealanders first and foremost...

Originally Posted by Little Chuchok

Previously played Football in Fiji,not rugby.

Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon

^ Played for Fiji, should be disqualified.

fok those prepositions are important CMN...

^ Solly, but several Maori's have told me that white boys doing the Haka is absurd.

The haka....the great tradition that even 30 years ago resembled an uncoordinated morris dance where the team members themselves didn't know what to do.

Not that Kiwi's would have seen it, as they didn't even perform it at home.

Originally Posted by klongmaster

EVERY kiwi is proud to do the haka when the opportunity presents itself.

Why?.

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

Originally Posted by klongmaster

EVERY kiwi is proud to do the haka when the opportunity presents itself.

Why?.

You wouldn't understand Pakeha.

I thought the white man went there to civilise the natives, not the other way round.

Originally Posted by Bobcock

The haka....the great tradition that even 30 years ago resembled an uncoordinated morris dance where the team members themselves didn't know what to do.

Not that Kiwi's would have seen it, as they didn't even perform it at home.

The Haka is about the All Blacks.Not the opposition.It is not there to intimidate.It is about what it means to be an All Black.It is the All Black culture.

Buck Shelford and Hika Ried were the ones to change how the Haka was done.IEo it ploperly.

Anyway,marmers was trying to have a go about how we plunder the Islands.Perhaps we can now have ago at how the pommies pinch players...

^more stirring Marmers

Originally Posted by Bobcock

Not that Kiwi's would have seen it, as they didn't even perform it at home.

strange thing to say...

^Easily explainable,he's British.