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    Films/tv shows NOT to download

    Let's start off with

    Universal Soldiers Universal Soldiers (2007)

    Dear god, this was attrocious Words just cannot describe how bad it was. A total waste of disk space and bandwidth.




    Picture this: You're having the most horrible, vivid nightmare possible, made doubly worse by the fact that you don't know it's a nightmare. You wake screaming, dripping with sweat.

    Relief floods your body as you realise it was all just a dream. Only something isn't right. You're still in the nightmare - and it gets a whole lot worse.

    Again, you wake screaming. Again relief floods you. Only something isn't right ... etc etc

    Universal Soldiers is just like this, only boring.

    The choice between blinding myself with a table fork and watching this again is a difficult one. I'll have to get back to you on that.
    You, sir, are a God among men....
    Short Men, who aren't terribly bright....
    More like dwarves with learning disabilities....
    You are a God among Dwarves With Learning Disabilities.

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    Ever heard the song Universal Soldier?
    I guess not, or you wouldn't have downloaded a movie with the same title.

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    The number 23.

    the most awful drivel that i have watched in the longest time.

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    Babylon 5.

    Two words: "freaks" and "geeks".

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    twat.
    i gave Battlestar galactica a go.
    doesn't measure up.
    not in the least.
    wanky wanker.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AntRobertson View Post
    Babylon 5.

    Two words: "freaks" and "geeks".
    I believe you'll have at least one member disagreeing with you here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon
    i gave Battlestar galactica a go. doesn't measure up. not in the least. wanky wanker.
    If you hadn't the saving grace of at least having the good taste to buy my bike I'd be starting all sorts of rumours about you right now!

    BSG is to Babylon 5 as wine is to water, Philistine!

    Quote Originally Posted by Gerbil
    I believe you'll have at least one member disagreeing with you here
    Nobody could possibly have that bad a taste in SciFi programs Gerbil

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    tell you what Ant.
    I'll give you all 110 episodes.
    copied free of charge.

    if you don't like it after watching at least the first 3 series, i'll give you one beer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon
    if you don't like it after watching at least the first 3 series, i'll give you one beer.
    Sweet! Win, win... I'll just say I don't like it and get a free beer! Oh, doh!!

    Course I hope you realise I'm taking the piss. I've not even seen Babylon 5. So if you're willing to copy the episodes for me I'd definately not say no.

    Swap you if you like? I have all the BSG episodes (which I take it you don't want), seasons 3 and 4 of Entourage, and seasons 1-9 of Top Gear.

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    "V" - the TV series.

    After watching the mini-series & the excellent "V, the Final Battle", the TV show was atrocious.

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    I'll take BSG and entourage.
    don't like car shows.

    Anything else you want?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon
    Anything else you want?
    Wot chu got? I'm pretty keen on most anything really. I usually convert them and watch them on my PSP leaving the Mrs to her godawful soaps.

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    name a day when you are not awfully busy.


    and I'll meet you with my collection.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon
    name a day when you are not awfully busy
    Mmm, that would be any day ending in "Y".

    Jokes aside I am pretty busy over the next few days. Basically Tuesday on would be good for me if that suits?

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    I'll give you a call Ant.

    btw gerbil, i thought of this thread weeks ago and you stole it.
    I'll probably not participate anymore.

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    Righto it's a plan. Actually you should come around and check the building progress if you like, can get you the details of the contractor if you like what you see

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    Quote Originally Posted by AntRobertson
    Babylon 5.
    Seconded, the worst SFX show out there that only a teenage fat American living in his basement could get away with.

    Another one to avoid: The Office (US Edition), overrated, and OTT, not credible. The UK edition was ok because the lead actor (a SlimboyFat look alike incidently) had this British "faux" and "smarmy" facial expressions.

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    what would you know badger brain.

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    Hmmmm.... Two votes to one against.

    Maybe "*********" should be added to the swear word filter here?


    (Oh I see it is. "B*byl*n 5" will do.)

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    ^^ yeah he is a badger brain. i look nothing like that fat twat whose name escapes me at this moment

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    Ricky Gervais?
    Actually, you do. Just a bit.

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