Oooh, Lindsay Lohan Lindsay Lohan Lindsay Lohan Lindsay Lohan!!! Ooohh, this week we have a special feature on Lindsay Lohan, oooohhh.
What the fuck makes this bitch so special????
As far as I can see she's an avarage looking No Head Turner who went to a nightclub and got drunk with Paris Hilton and also co starred in a silly movie second place to a VW Beetle.
Am I going mad or has western pop culture really gone tits up???
I saw an interview on YouTube with the slightly better looking and better talented Emma Watson (17) at the Harry Potter premier.
The nothing nobody instantly forgettable interviewer, some Channel 4 ligger who blagged a pass but didn't even have her own umbrella - summed up the mentality of the UK's youth by asking -
"What are you wearing?" to which a bashful yet impressed with herself Emma replied, "Channel" - to which I thought, 'Don't be embarassed or modest about it love, this shit is important - you're a millionairess now and countless other cliches and hi so must do's - what's hot and what's not lie ahead.
Starving kids in Africa?
Oh it's terrible isnt it, simply awful - tonight we dine at China White with Gary (that's Gary Oldman in case you didn't know), oh it's
SUCH a pleasure to work with him, he's been a hero of mine all my 17 years of life.
Yes I'm bitter.