I am only doing this thread so I can show you my superduper chip dicer, I bought it 2 or 3 years ago and tonight was the first time I have used it, well you know what it is like with all these frozen chips in the supermarkets now, hardly any point in peeling a potato anymore, anyway it is not as superduper as I was led to believe, at first I tried doing the whole potato, without the use of a sledgehammer there was noway this was gonna work, so eventually I pried the potato out of the dicer machine thingy, by this time it was a bit mangled, I cut the potato in half and then run it through the dicer again, I must admit if I was doing the washing up I wouldn't have bothered using the dicer just to do one potato, anyway as you can see in the following pictures the chips are a bit of a mess shape wise, a lot of this was due to using a big spoon to pry it out of the poxy dicer thing.
The beans I normally chuck curry powder into to liven erm up a bit, but today I wanted "bland", only 2 slices of bacon as that was all that was left in the packet, still another week of using that frying pan and I can look forward to some nice fried bread