Thread: Tarquin's Mini Mellow Melon Cheesecakes.

Well look-ee this. Me fookin' buttons are back.


What's been going on muthafookers. Still eating Lay and Mayonnaise?

Sproglette wanted to make cheesecake.

No bother says Lulu.


Killer story, huh.


Easy no-bake ones that are fun for kids to make.

Get yer Pok-Pok out and start a smashin'



and a mashin'



and a pressin'

Into the fridge while ya start on yer cheese.



Mmmmmmmmmmmmm-Mmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Rainbow kiss-alicious.

My wife made me cheesecake once. She used cheese crackers for the base.

Can't argue with that logic.

Whip yer whisk out.

My two bottom right.

Everybody loves pink and green together.





Into the fridge for 4 hours.


Oh you fooker Lulu.

Luigi also has a fondness for grained wood as a backdrop.

It's a laminated roll out.


Hides me kitchen tiles.

Don't you have to add butter to the biscuit base? I can see a bowl of what looks like melted butter, but you didn't explain that nor put the butter in the ingredients line-up.
Milk arrowroot bikkies make a better base, BTW.

Is that a digital camera you're using or a smartphone? if so what model?

bowl o' melted butter, sprinkle o' crushed benzodiazepine.

B0b's yer uncle Misskit's yer aunt.

Originally Posted by ShrewedPunter

Is that a digital camera you're using or a smartphone? if so what model?

Samsung phone.

No idea which one. Main Mrs gave it to me a yr or two ago.


It's white. If that helps.

Luvely



May have at last found a use for this

Is that your cock or wallet bulging out?

Lu, next time you'll have to be teaching the young one how to prepare a proper cooked and layered cheesecake and methods/techniques thereof - as in: NY style cheesecake with buttered graham cracker crust

I'm sure this raw/cooled version is delightful......if one cares for that kinda shit.
Granted, there are numerous varieties and procedures for so-called cheesecake, but FFS up your game!
A sort of sweet and sour cooked variety is the only way to go.

Glad to see ya released and back to the very troubled food forums - they could use a quality lift or two.

Cheers!!

You can cheese some of the people all of.......

Originally Posted by HuangLao

Lu,

Glad to see ya released and back to the very troubled food forums - they could use a quality lift or two.

Ey, ey, ey!! Have ya missed my quality contributions or what? Get yerself some reading glasses, Jeff, and search for the "Neverna" posts in the dinner thread. Top notch, I'll tell ya. Top notch!!

Originally Posted by Luigi

no-bake

no bake cheesecake?

philistine.

red owed.

maybe two.

It's a Kid's recipe Ray.


Suitable for both kids aged 5, and Flouncy.

Originally Posted by Neverna

Ey, ey, ey!! Have ya missed my quality contributions or what? Get yerself some reading glasses, Jeff, and search for the "Neverna" posts in the dinner thread. Top notch, I'll tell ya. Top notch!!

I did notice, Nev.
Thought they might speak for themselves - no need for the added attention.

^ Sweet mouth.

Originally Posted by david44

I use around half a block of Oz butter and 2 packs of McVities not worth using cheaper local biscuits ruins the flavour.

So you're not a fan of a cheesecake base made with Oreos then, David?