Last year, my wife and myself went on a holiday to Laos and Thailand. Towards the end of our vacation, we stayed a few days in Chiang Mai, having a good time of it. Little did we remember about the place, which we'd already visited in 1986...
On the last evening, walking from downtown to our hotel near the YMCA, on the other side of Manee Nopparat Road, we thought it would be a good idea to cross that road at what must be one of the only pedestrian crossing places in Chiang Mai. So we waited for the light to be favorable, and as soon as the pedestrian light went green, I unthinkingly stepped forward (yes, programmed à la European!) to hear my wife screaming behind me and then immediately bowled over by a moped, the lady operator of which had, in anticipation of wiping me out of this world, braked and, subsequently, fallen. The sliding cycle hit my legs and I remember hitting the asphalt with my shoulder and banging my head. Shock and pain, followed by blood from the shin.
Immediately, a pick-up truck stopped, and its driver phoned for an ambulance which showed-up after a mere five minutes. Meanwhile, the bike lady was profusely begging my forgiveness. We were all spirited (nice word) into the ambulance, off to the university hospital, where I spent the best part of three hours undergoing examinations, x-rays, tetanos shots, etc. I wasn't badly hurt. Never dizzy, nothing broken. Paid something like 1150 Baht for the medical care, in the meantime I'd made it clear I wouldn't press charges, forget about it, and the lady's family drove us over to our hotel, again profusely apologizing for the trouble.
Now, a year later, my left shoulder has a shape only slightly different from the original and it's stiff when I sleep on it too long, which I don't. I feel good about having made a clean case of it and the behavior of the Thai people involved was admirable. The doctors were good, the hospital reasonably clean, the minimal cost covered by my insurance.
If there had been no pedestrian lights, the accident wouldn't have happened. So much for programmed behavior.