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    Quote Originally Posted by wasabi View Post
    I don't know what's this world coming to, this would never have happened in My day
    Because the BJ hadn't been invented yet?


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    That's gross and offensive to do that in public, they didn't try to hide that much...

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    Who cares? Really? Low class scum, but they're not hurting anyone. Keep walking....nothing much to see there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NZdick1983
    Skank was too skinny for me... I'd snap her meth-ass like a twig
    My, but Dick, how you've changed...Still using that water-powered penis pump?...

    555...

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    Is that one of those BBBBBBJ's that everyone has been telling me about?

    I thought it was a funny vid, now it is out there for all to see. Her parents etc.

    I liked the fact he had a bit of a boner left in his shorts after he pulled them up!! Haven't seen one of those in years.

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    The skank Seppo whore is skinny because she has been Eating Mama noodles on her back packing adventure.

    A few weeks back in SepticVille gorging herself on McDonalds and she will be a fat Ho like most Seppos.

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    ^ And then NZ will be all over it...

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    Quote Originally Posted by NZdick1983 View Post
    ^ Funny that Bob, my fanny instinct tells me the same (skinny = diseased)...

    I know that sounds crude - I'm just being honest.
    Sorry to burst your balls, I have been skinny all my life. Also, your wife is not the fattest, from the pics i saw.

    Try as i might to put on a bit of fat - i can't.

    Inherited metabolism - eat and eat and eat. Not get fat. Which i quite like, i don't walk like a thunder thighed woman down the street!! With rolls of fat popping out in all directions. With my thighs slapping together at every step. That must be horrible. All sweaty and smelly.... and supposedly those fatter women get a nappy rash between their thighs. I guess men do too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by patsycat
    Sorry to burst your balls, I have been skinny all my life. Also, your wife is not the fattest, from the pics i saw.
    I'm trying to fatten 'er up, like a heifer cow for the slaughter...

    You can burst my balls anytime

    I meant skinny like the sad sack of bones in the vid... even my banana man has thicker limbs...aww look.. he's all excited with anticipation of a BJJOMK
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    I don't understand what it is with you men and your fascination with each others rear ends.

    Do you see Misskit and Katie and i, describing the delectabilty of our nether regions?

    Never. Because we have some decorum. Sometimes.

    Back on topic, i see the PMs anouncement about foreign ladies and wearing bikinis in public was not on that young ladies list of what not to do in Thailand.

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    He would have left with a bloody lip if it was me that stumbled upon them.


    Smack the disgusting foker out before jumping in to take his place before she realizes.

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    ^ ^

    That's because there are only 3 woman in the whole wide world who post on this shit house.

    If there were a few more ya would all have ya Tits out.

    Only Joking Pats Darlink.

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    Quote Originally Posted by patsycat
    Do you see Misskit and Katie and i, describing the delectabilty of our nether regions?
    No, but I'd blow all of Terror's super fund to see that...

    I'm kidding, I love my wife exactly how she is...

    *Not kidding about T's super fund though.. I'd spunk that shit in a heartbeat - to see your girly show.

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    Still have a scar on my left palm after hmmmm, well, boring crowd, never mind.

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    Being the skinny person i am - i have no tits!! I did think about getting surgery a few years ago.

    But a friend told me i would be laughed at. As i have been laughed at all my life from family and friends. I vetoed that thought.

    No surgery, no tatoos.

    I could blow Terrors money in about a week. Taking the Handbag out for some serious shopping!! Not down the market. She's a couple of years younger than me, so probably knows where to go!!

    Patsy's long weekend in Bangkok, we could take BLD's wife along too. In fact, all your wives and girlfriends. Terry's paying!! He owes me at least a t shirt.
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    ^ I think you are beautiful just the way you are...

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    Aww - a bit of Billy Joel to lighten up my afternoon!!

    I'm off to buy chocolates for my skinny family in Scotland, and then shall treat myself to a nice pint of Kilkenny in the pub next door.

    Before the thunder storms start - hopefully.

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    Quote Originally Posted by patsycat View Post

    Taking the Handbag out for some serious shopping!! Not down the market.


    Well Patsy Darlink,

    I treated my Handbag to a massive day out last week.

    Down to Terminal 21 we went, then into the brilliant eating hall up top and she was straight into a Laab Moo somtam sticky rice.

    Cost me about 75 Baht but it's coming out of her monthly allowance.

    Super won't last for ever Darlink.

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    Quote Originally Posted by billy the kid View Post
    1-15 on vid.
    Where you from ? America , i come from America.

    No, what hotel you stay ?

    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly
    just get a room ffs.
    easy to say.
    Easy to do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by patsycat View Post
    Is that one of those BBBBBBJ's that everyone has been telling me about?

    I thought it was a funny vid, now it is out there for all to see. Her parents etc.

    I liked the fact he had a bit of a boner left in his shorts after he pulled them up!! Haven't seen one of those in years.
    he only had a bit of a boner left in his short patsy coz the Jamaican dude cock blocked him bit of an arsehole the Jamaican dude I reckon, must of run out of spliff and having a bad hair day, personnaly I would be highly pissed of if I had managed to charm my way into getting a Gam of a fit looking American bird, I probably would of been more discrete though, well, maybe

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    Quote Originally Posted by patsycat View Post
    I don't understand what it is with you men and your fascination with each others rear ends.

    Do you see Misskit and Katie and i, describing the delectabilty of our nether regions?

    Never. Because we have some decorum. Sometimes.

    Back on topic, i see the PMs anouncement about foreign ladies and wearing bikinis in public was not on that young ladies list of what not to do in Thailand.
    fair enough patsy, you ladies are actually the voice of reason on this forum and stop us from getting to feral, I like that. I like the goat threads to , buts that's another story

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    Quote Originally Posted by NZdick1983 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by patsycat
    Do you see Misskit and Katie and i, describing the delectabilty of our nether regions?
    No, but I'd blow all of Terror's super fund to see that...

    I'm kidding, I love my wife exactly how she is...

    *Not kidding about T's super fund though.. I'd spunk that shit in a heartbeat - to see your girly show.
    your a funny coont dick, made me chuckle there

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    Quote Originally Posted by terry57
    Cost me about 75 Baht but it's coming out of her monthly allowance.
    You're being too generous, mate...Perhaps she'd like a new handbag to match her shoes?...

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    Didn't sound Jamaican at all to my ears, sounded more like the way Thai beach boys speak English.

    Guy doesnt exactly look black either, more like a dark skinned Asian. Doesn't he also say "We are the local people" and what sounds like "I dont know" in Thai just after?

    Whatever anywsy, what a cockblock.

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    @patsy - can I come too on this shopping trip? I'll fly to Bkk just help you spend terry's superfund! We can go to Siam Paragon & Terminal 21 for the aircon. But for "real" shopping, I like Chatuchak more. I like haggling & can't haggle in big malls. Besides, Paragon is too hi-so for me.

    After our shopping trip, maybe I will go to Mae Sot again & cross to Burma. After all, the immi officer said I should visit again bcos I'm "very bootiful". Lol

    @dicky - you guys might have a heart attack if Misskit, Patsy & I put on a show just like your lady emoji in post 41.

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