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    Nakhon Ratchasima zoo gets a baby seal

    A staff of Nakhon Ratchasima zoo tends to mother seal and her new-born pup that was born on Tuesday. The zoo organised a contest to see who could come up with the best name for the pup. A boy from Roi Et won the contest with the name "Por Pieng" or "Sufficient."

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    A penguin hops out of the Bass Strait and sees a sports car parked near the beach. Lucky for him the keys are also inside so he jumps in and drives off along the coast road. It's a hot day so he stops and buys an ice cream. Driving on he revs the car a bit too much and there's a loud bang which causes him to spill his ice cream. he pulls into the next garage and lets a mechanic look under the hood.

    "you've blown a seal" says the mechanic

    "nah, it's just ice cream" says the penguin

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    Hmmm, a nice thread about baby seals and all we get is weak jokes, I suppose next up posting will be the Canadians telling us the joys of seal clubbing holidays

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    ^^ Bastard! I was just planning on posting that joke

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    Back to the topic - 'Sufficient'? What the fcuk sort of name is that? I think I'll call my next kid and/or pet 'Average' or 'Reasonably Competent'.

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    I assume he/she will be Thai then

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    "That'll do pig, that'll do."

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