Chiang Rai: Foreigner commits 'bizarre suicide'

**ltnt** · 04-01-2013, 06:49 PM

Originally Posted by Necron99

probably after a Valium or two.

If I've got access to V, why bother with the elaborate suffocation? V is very death friendly when combined....

**baldrick** · 04-01-2013, 07:20 PM

Originally Posted by ltnt

^ Yea, like lets get all this together and go to an obscure empty field and do the deed. O.K., I'm flumox'ed.

you can test loopy's method

what ever you do , do not pass out drunk while loopy is still in attendance at the party

**Rural Surin** · 04-01-2013, 07:34 PM

Originally Posted by gaysexbyproxy

Yeah, obviously suicide.

Are the cops really THAT thick?

Indifferent, perhaps.

**ltnt** · 05-01-2013, 11:23 AM

Originally Posted by baldrick

what ever you do , do not pass out drunk while loopy is still in attendance at the party

Sound advice no doubt from the voice of experience?

**baldrick** · 05-01-2013, 11:38 AM

^ it is not me in the field with my head enclosed in a bag of enema

**ltnt** · 05-01-2013, 12:10 PM

^No doubt the reason you wear such a stylish hat?

**baldrick** · 05-01-2013, 12:48 PM

it is not a green hat

**Notnow** · 05-01-2013, 02:43 PM

It works on cats and dogs too, but only if you shave the necks first.

**StrontiumDog** · 05-01-2013, 10:29 PM

Bit more in this article.......

Foreigner Died Mysteriously Near Burma Border | Pattaya Daily News - Pattaya Newspaper, Powerful news at your fingertips

Published : January 05, 2013 :: 17

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Foreigner Died Mysteriously Near Burma Border

Soldiers patrolling the border of Thailand-Burma found the corpse of a foreigner who had died in the bush about 300 meters from the border. The white-skinned man appeared to be European, between ages 25-30. His head was covered with a clear plastic bag with a wire tied around his neck.

CHIANG RAI – January 4, 2013 [PDN]; a reporter was informed of a foreigner’s body being found by the soldiers that patrol in the border of Thailand-Burma along the road route Baan Jalor-Baan Pasang Nang Ngern.

The soldiers reported their discovery to Colonel Thanatphol Kosaisewee, the Commander of the 3rd cavalry department; and Pol. Col. Boonwart Mungkarach, Superintendent, Maefahluang police station.

The soldiers discovered the body when they arrived at Arkeuh village Moo 12 Tambon Maefahluang, Amphur Maefahluang, Chiang Rai province.

The corpse of foreigner was found in the bush, approximately 300 meters from the border. The forensic laboratory doctor was also called to inspect the scene, as well as other evidence specialists.

The corpse had the white skin of an European male about 25-30 years old, but there were no signs to indicate his nationality. He was wearing jeans with a black jacket.

The dead man’s head was covered with the clear plastic bag with a wire tired around his neck. In the bag there was water and a little bleeding. There were no wounds on his body. The corpse was discovered sitting and leaning back against a tree. There was no trace of any fighting.

From inspecting his property, soldiers found 600 THB cash in his wallet and a mobile phone, but didn’t find any documents indicating who he is.

Soldiers also inspected the surrounding area and saw a Honda motorbike, license number JOR PHOR ROR 398 Chiang Mai. It was parked nearby and covered well with a cloth. They assumed that it was a rental motorbike.

Police are coordinating with area police and the Chiang Rai police station to investigate the Honda motorbike further, to find information about the dead man.

Initially, officials still could not determine the cause of death, because there were no traces of fighting or violence. They speculated that the foreigner’s death could be a murder or a weirdly committed suicide.

**Rocksteady** · 05-01-2013, 11:08 PM

Originally Posted by Necron99

Hyperventilating strips the CO2 for your blood and prevents the breath reflex from kicking in. Hold your breath until you pass out.

I think this was the route that the yank who play 'grasshoper' took when they found his body in a wardrobe in a Bangkok flee pit!

**Chang yai** · 05-01-2013, 11:33 PM

A friend of mines son committed suicide, he ate a heap of rat poison, when that didnt work, and we was seriously fukin poisoned by this stage, he drove down to his uncles boat, where he knew his uncle had a shotty, and blew himself away. When your gonna do it, usually they will.

**Smug Farang Bore** · 05-01-2013, 11:48 PM

Why didn't he just shoot himself five times. Been done before and that was suicide.

Or..

Climb up a lamp post with your hands tied behind your back then hang yourself, oh with a bag taped round your neck.

Well that's how farang do it here said the BIB in the papers.

Must admit he was German that last one..

**Smug Farang Bore** · 05-01-2013, 11:51 PM

.....shoot yourself inside a locked cupboard with the gun on the outside.

Must have picket that one up off Paul Daniels or summink..

**snakeeyes** · 06-01-2013, 01:09 AM

^^^^

That was Penn & Teller , big cupboard ,

**ltnt** · 06-01-2013, 03:42 PM

Originally Posted by Rocksteady

I think this was the route that the yank who play 'grasshoper' took when they found his body in a wardrobe in a Bangkok flee pit!

Found by the hotel maid. Hanging from the cloths pole in the closet, feet and hands bound, zipper open, plastic bag over his head, not sure if it was taped shut.

BIB findings, death possibly due to asphyxiation while engaging in sexual activity.

Name: David Carridine

Recent films: Kill Bill and The Long Riders

Family launched an investigation into the incident, without finding anything of note or that they wanted to share.

**DrAndy** · 06-01-2013, 03:50 PM

Originally Posted by ltnt

Thanks Necron...i think...you actually studied this stuff?

why do you think he chose that nik?

Necrophilia
1. Obsessive fascination with death and corpses.
2. Erotic attraction to or sexual contact with corpses.

watch out for him when you die

**Notnow** · 06-01-2013, 04:29 PM

Is the cloth on the bike a color that camos with the ground and vegetation, thereby reducing chances of surveillance? And was his position under the tree also possibly hidden, at least in part? What other reason explains the bike cover? Why would someone take a cloth with him on a ride? To put under the butt of a tilak? Remotely possible I guess. Other explanations welcome, it is a mystery.

**ltnt** · 06-01-2013, 04:39 PM

Originally Posted by DrAndy

watch out for him when you die

A bit difficult when you're dead.

**ltnt** · 06-01-2013, 04:40 PM

Originally Posted by Notnow

Other explanations welcome, it is a mystery.

If he was "Merkin, possibly a K.K.K. rally?

**TizMe** · 06-01-2013, 04:56 PM

It's not the surfer/ski instructor that's missing from Phuket is it?

**nidhogg** · 06-01-2013, 05:48 PM

Originally Posted by Notnow

it is a mystery.

Don't worry. CSI Teakdoor is one the case......

**pseudolus** · 06-01-2013, 06:34 PM

Yeah suicide I reckon. I only say that because every time I write on one of these suicide reports on here that its bollocks, and clearly murder, people say I am nuts.

If I was going to be sceptical, I would assume drugs trade, and the method of killing is a warning to others knowing it would be publicised. All the people who think you could fill a bag with water and seal it around your neck with copper wire feel free to give it a try. No chance. No chance at all.

**trabant** · 06-01-2013, 06:40 PM

Originally Posted by StrontiumDog

Police said the dead man's head was in a plastic bag full of water and secured around his neck with a copper wire.

my silly entry in Teakdoor CSI

not water but 'fluid'

consumed large quantities of Chang, maybe a pill or two for a peaceful ending; empty plastic bag over head and wired himself up, died, in process vomited/expelled all the Chang into the bag.

"fill 'er up"

**Rocksteady** · 06-01-2013, 10:02 PM

^Arrh! Now that's more like it!Probably got the memo that he had to up his staff's pay to 300bt a day!

**English Noodles** · 06-01-2013, 10:54 PM

threads like this one always atract the teakdoor 'experts'.

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