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    Quote Originally Posted by tomcat View Post
    new ambassador to Nambia appointed!

    https://www.newyorker.com/humor/boro...ocial_facebook
    Good link.

    I liked the quote ...

    In a sign that Palin’s appointment was a popular move, a new poll shows that an overwhelming majority of Americans support her permanent relocation to Nambia.

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    TC referring to Slick ...

    Quote Originally Posted by tomcat View Post
    bet you love them female mud wrestlers, too...
    Personally, I prefer Jelly to mud ... just so much more lickable


    Jelly Wrestling in Prague

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    Quote Originally Posted by David48atTD View Post
    I prefer Jelly to mud ... just so much more lickable
    And slippery

    But I don't think it would be as entertaining if there were wieners & balls slapping around.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tomcat View Post
    ...and you're judgmental...so what?...
    Am I? Please criticise with examples so that I can adjust myself.
    You really are bitchy this morning.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slick View Post
    But I don't think it would be as entertaining if there were wieners & balls slapping around.
    and i don't doubt that you've given it considerable thought

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    WTF? How did we end up with wieners, balls, and jelly wrestlers on the Trump thread?

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    TC and Switch started it

    Homo cat-fighting & all

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    Trump tends to bring out the best in people.

    Look at the Chinese, for example.

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    Quote Originally Posted by misskit View Post
    WTF? How did we end up with wieners, balls, and jelly wrestlers on the Trump thread?
    Some kind of private joke between tomcat and slick. tomcat keeps trying to seduce him with cocktails. And slick keeps playing hard to get. And now David is cock blocking slick. Weirdos!


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    Slick,

    When you finally do make it to Tom's pleasure palace (I mean, balcony), you'd better insist on mixing your own cocktail from a previously unopened bottle and clean corkscrew.

    Metaphorically speaking...of course.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maanaam View Post
    Please criticise with examples
    here's one:
    Quote Originally Posted by Maanaam View Post
    You really are bitchy this morning

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    Quote Originally Posted by hick View Post
    and clean corkscrew
    ok...that hurts...

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    Quote Originally Posted by hick View Post
    Slick,

    When you finally do make it to Tom's pleasure palace (I mean, balcony), you'd better insist on mixing your own cocktail from a previously unopened bottle and clean corkscrew.

    Metaphorically speaking...of course.
    That comment was way over his pay grade.

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    I'm sure it was completely natural.

    September 23, 2017 6:40 pm JST
    M3.4 quake detected in North Korea: Chinese agency


    BEIJING (Kyodo) -- An earthquake with a magnitude of 3.4 occurred in North Korea on Saturday at 4:29 p.m., China's quake agency said.
    The depth of the quake's epicenter was zero kilometers, the agency added.





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    Just a coincidence, I'm sure. Longface assures us that orange cunto has North Korea tamed.



    The quake was centred near North Korea's nuclear test site.

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    trump had his dog whistle out last night...

    Trump says those players are disrespecting the flag and deserve to lose their jobs.
    "That's a total disrespect of our heritage. That's a total disrespect of everything that we stand for," he said, encouraging owners to act.
    "Wouldn't you love to see one of these NFL owners, when somebody disrespects our flag, you'd say, 'Get that son of a bitch off the field right now.
    https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/don...-fired-n804086

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    Thing is, he could have kept his mouth shut, spent 4 years walking around shaking hands and maintaining the status quo and he'd gone down as a good and likable POTUS

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    Quote Originally Posted by uncle junior View Post
    Thing is, he could have kept his mouth shut, spent 4 years walking around shaking hands and maintaining the status quo and he'd gone down as a good and likable POTUS
    he's obsessed with attempting to erase the black president's legacy.

    and that's why the kkk / alt-right / nazi / white supremacists love him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by uncle junior View Post
    Thing is, he could have kept his mouth shut, spent 4 years walking around shaking hands and maintaining the status quo and he'd gone down as a good and likable POTUS
    Scary, innit?
    Thankfully, orange cunto can't help himself and lets the whole world know of his incompetent, narcissistic, uncouth, uneducated nature.

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    It seems Iran is taking the piss out of orange cunto's bluster as well....


    Iran has tested a new ballistic missile capable of hitting targets 1,200 miles away, according to state media.
    Images of the "successful" launch were carried by broadcaster IRIB, including video from an on-board camera.
    The rocket, which Tehran said could carry several warheads, was shown off by the regime at a military parade on Friday.
    State TV said the Khorramshahr missile is the country's third to have a range of 1,200 miles (2,000km).
    The test firing of is likely to fuel tensions with Washington.
    Iran 'successfully' tests ballistic missile with 1,200 mile range

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    Quote Originally Posted by harrybarracuda View Post
    It seems Iran is taking the piss out of orange cunto's bluster as well....



    Iran 'successfully' tests ballistic missile with 1,200 mile range
    Why they provoke? Why the Iranian people just do not wait peacefully on their liberation? (like Saddam did).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Klondyke View Post
    Why they provoke? Why the Iranian people just do not wait peacefully on their liberation? (like Saddam did).
    Why you speaky Engrish rike bruddy iriot?

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    don't be such a douche bag, harry.

    i don't know what klondyke's first language is, but i'd wager his english is superior to any 2nd language skills you might possess.

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