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    Korat not same Chiang mai :-)

    I'm in Heaven.. After 7yr in CM. on and of.. I move to a shithole outsite Korat... no farang-toilet in the house "YET"(before have 3toilets in my house in CM.)...
    28 k. to the nearest Big C...
    nobody speak english absolut no one... okay I try talk hehe
    but people like me, even dogs like me- here I not farang but bak-see-dar..
    been here 3dayzz And my tribute to the "murban"(small village) is I will be English teacher for free..(IF SOMEONE "RECONIZE" I NOT NATIVE-ENGLISH WHAT THE FOK)

    but THIS IS THE ORIGINAL LOS... not spoiled(by FARANG or farang-money)


    just want to tell

    Mad Dane

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    Glad to hear it keep up the good work jimmie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jimmie2549
    just want to tell
    Sound alright, just try not to turn into a raging alcoholic like so may others out in the sticks

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    they have some in korat city...i been befor

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    Yes me and Jimmie have been swaping PM's tonight.

    Good on ya mate and its great to see you back with your family. Love em as much as they love you!

    Listen to Spin's advice and control the grog and you will do just fine mate!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jimmie2549
    I will be English teacher
    Oh dear, good luck Jimbo!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Loy Toy
    Listen to Spin's advice and control the grog and you will do just fine mate!
    have you ever known a Dane to control his drinking?

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    WHAT A FUCKING PUSSY

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    ^ Maybe someday you'll be able to make a comment that doesn't scream 'wanna be tough guy but really a friendless loser with an IQ in the singular'...

    I doubt it, but maybe someday.

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    Angry

    Quote Originally Posted by Rural Surin View Post
    WHAT A FUCKING PUSSY
    how can you say that !!!!!!!!!!!

    is this your true face, true opinion
    listen carefully, give me your adress then I show you who's the pussy
    it's easy to be smart behind your cpu, same as a foking dog behind the fence
    NO MORE COMMENTS

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    Chai yen there jimmy - you gotta practice oot thon (patience) in Thailand...

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    good luck jimmie, just take it easy and dont be surprised when you realize that money rules even out in the sticks... those who dont have it, want it.

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    ^^Chai yen lao krap... thanks guyzzz... money makes the world spinning...
    after 10 dayzz in the "jungle" I STILL HAVE TO say it's the best Chess' move i've made in LOS...
    yezz'da'day 23 pupils b'tween 8 & 12 yrz old showed up..
    I do for free... nobody push them to show up.. I teaching in a schoolroom.. that I also get for free to.. now the next "MURBAN" or actually number 4 MB. want me to come and teach them...
    AND AS YOU KNOW "OLDLADY" MY SPELLING IS NOT PERFECT... But the kids want to learn from me instead of a native english(just someone in this area) who do it for money... so spelling I have to practice before any terms..
    Or let me put it this way.. my favourit pupil have hiv, her mother is death of aids..
    And from a DANISH DRINKERS POINT OF VIEW: after three hours teaching A BEER TASTE VERY GOOD..

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    Quote Originally Posted by jimmie2549
    But the kids want to learn from me instead of a native english(just someone in this area) who do it for money...
    Nice to know that whilst you're teaching Thai kids to speak rubbish, you are also taking away someone's living

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    Someone’s living: loving smell… I care about Thai people not Native UK’s LIVING
    My favorite pupil has HIV her mother is dearth of AIDS…

    Of course I prepare before any lesson… last lesson I made two wrong spelling’s fare=far pregnent=pregnant

    I hope you get my point
    The pupils do
    The theme for next lesson is how to behave in a kitchen about hygiene

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    Is illiteracy the same as stupidity ?
    NICKA read this topic
    please

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    I would be happy to write a moron-filter for Teakdoor. If Frisco Frankie was also willing to give a couple of hours free coding for the benefit of TD I reckon we'd never have to deal with the kind of moronicity that would make a microcephalic amoeba feel intellectually embarassed ever again. Swear to God, reading the deranged glossolaliac babble in the OP makes me want to join Panthamit and the gas-the-farang brigade.
    The Above Post May Contain Strong Language, Flashing Lights, or Violent Scenes.

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    Pretty slick dressing down there Dr. but unfortunately the OP won't understand a word of it!

    Swooosssshhhhh! Straight over his head!

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    ithoughthewasjailed.

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    Itchy trigger finger, Napoleon?

    Aside from his threat to RS, it's as good a post as any recently.

    And a good thrashing of RS might make for an amusing sidebar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly
    have you ever known a Dane to control his drinking?
    Hmm, can I get back to you on this one ?
    Quote Originally Posted by DrB0b
    I would be happy to write a moron-filter for Teakdoor. If Frisco Frankie was also willing to give a couple of hours free coding for the benefit of TD I reckon we'd never have to deal with the kind of moronicity that would make a microcephalic amoeba feel intellectually embarassed ever again. Swear to God, reading the deranged glossolaliac babble in the OP makes me want to join Panthamit and the gas-the-farang brigade.
    Lame !

    No,no; I didn't mean it

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    Course, the OP could teach them to speak Danish; at least they will eventually understand each other.
    Teaching them English will just make them mutually incomprehensible.

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    Welcome to Korat.It has everything you need.And then some you would never want.

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