Thread: Greetings and salutations and so on and so forth..

Hi gang,

New to this forum, from Perth West Oz. Very new actually, not even a lurker, so not sure what to expect. Reputation and word of mouth is what lures me in here. I'm a bit of a forum addict and of course a lover of LoS. Headed over in two weeks for the 20th something trip, and glad to say, I still get excited by the advent of an upcoming trip.

Oh and yes, I am indeed a bit of a knob, which may or may not make sense to you depending on your geographical orientation; not really sure about the demographics of these boards. I do like a drink occasionally everyday, and I am quite prone to rants. Hopefully nothing banworthy though.

Now could someone kindly point me over to the bar... hic..

You don't know any gay ex firemen from Perth do you? Never mind. All will come clear later. Welcome.

Welcome Knob, there are folks from all over the world here, as well as a few Aussie knobs.

Welcome on board.

Watch out for the weirdy ones. Especially the goat guy. And the arse trumpet guy. And the issan sot. And, well quite a few actually. Dont bend over in the showers.

You were warned.

Originally Posted by Pragmatic

You don't know any gay ex firemen from Perth do you? Never mind. All will come clear later. Welcome.

Cheers. Not sure, you do look familiar in your avatar though. Dave?

Originally Posted by stroller

Welcome Knob, there are folks from all over the world here, as well as a few Aussie knobs.

Thank you, sir. 19k posts? Are you the village elder? I was told to look for him in here as I'd have no chance with the local women without his blessing.

Originally Posted by nidhogg

Welcome on board.

Watch out for the weirdy ones. Especially the goat guy. And the arse trumpet guy. And the issan sot. And, well quite a few actually. Dont bend over in the showers.

You were warned.

You guys have an arse trumpet guy? I knew I signed up at the right forum! I had a good feeling about this place.

Welcome to the Buffalo Board...Turn your handle and push up yer stool...

Originally Posted by BaitongBoy

Welcome to the Buffalo Board...Turn your handle and push up yer stool...

24,000+ posts? Sorry stroller, mistook you for someone else.

It's a pleasure to meet you, sir! And oh yes, I am quite familiar with the plight of the Buffalo, as throughout the years I have contributed to the well-being of many a sick one.

Brass door knobs are most suitable to be received through the halls of teak, in which you'll be requiring a temporary pass.

Genuine newb???
Guess we'll be the judge in time.

Welcome to this highly distinguished venue, DK.
Cheers....

^my bad. I forgot the scat guy.

Originally Posted by thaimeme

Brass door knobs are most suitable to be received through the halls of teak, in which you'll be requiring a temporary pass.

Genuine newb???
Guess we'll be the judge in time.

Welcome to this highly distinguished venue, DK.
Cheers....

From this I gather a few naughty ones have been trying to sneak in through the back door after having been shown the front door. No, I am a genuine newbie. You can still be the judge though.

Originally Posted by nidhogg

^my bad. I forgot the scat guy.

Oh do go on!

Welcome Door Knob. I see you have an excellent sense of humour. Keep it up. And continue with the sense of humour too.

Originally Posted by Neverna

Welcome Door Knob. I see you have an excellent sense of humour. Keep it up. And continue with the sense of humour too.

Thank you kindly, and I follow that with a wai and a small bow.


nidhogg,

I have already located the goat thread. Most excellent I must admit, most excellent indeed. I see you lot don't fuck around in here!

Luigi does, a wee bit...

Door knob, you sound a bit crazy - you will fit right in - welcome!

Sounds like a genuine one to me.
I'll keep my eye on him though.
Welcome door knob, How do you feel about Brexit? Pies? Brexit? Muslims? Brexit? Thai drivers? Brexit? Finding a wife in the matchmaking district of nana plaza? Brexit?The best cement to use for an outdoor West facing patio? Brexit?Donald Trump? Brexit? Naked wimin? Brexit
Windows 10? And did i mention.......
Tits?

G'ay Knob , you sound fired up, welcome.

Originally Posted by Door Knob

I'm a bit of a forum addict

name 'em and shame 'em...

Originally Posted by BaitongBoy

Luigi does wee a bit...

ftfy

Hi gang,

New to this forum, from Perth West Oz

Another from The Penal Colony!

Good grasp of the forum for a newbie ,,

go on give us a clue ,,,,,,

no dont I want to try and guess for at least another hour

Welcome to weirdsville Knob, I'm your host Dick...

You sound like fun, let's be friends... no bareback mountain action though buddy..


TD trade secrets:

BB has a cunning plan to kidnap Ms. Y
Terry is gay (only on Sundays)
You must, at least once.. tell Jeff to fuck off!
Don't whatever you do, accept Dill's offer of a friendly sleep-over in his torture chamber.. oops! host room...
Dick is not in any way, shape or form, a poof...

I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK.. la la la...

Originally Posted by Conche

Good grasp of the forum for a newbie ,,

go on give us a clue ,,,,,,

no dont I want to try and guess for at least another hour

Doesn't always work that way, Nige...

Though, a few of us had you pegged after a couple hours with your new multinik....

Originally Posted by Iceman123

Door knob, you sound a bit crazy - you will fit right in - welcome!

The grog has sadly worn off now. Give me a couple of hours though, I'm heading out to fuel up again shortly.

Originally Posted by Cujo

Sounds like a genuine one to me.
I'll keep my eye on him though.
Welcome door knob, How do you feel about Brexit? Pies? Brexit? Muslims? Brexit? Thai drivers? Brexit? Finding a wife in the matchmaking district of nana plaza? Brexit?The best cement to use for an outdoor West facing patio? Brexit?Donald Trump? Brexit? Naked wimin? Brexit
Windows 10? And did i mention.......
Tits?

I do like pies. And tits. Once I ate one off the other. Brexit was a bit boring. Could have done with a few riots to spice things up. Maybe the Scots can come up with something proper, not sure. We'll see.

Originally Posted by billy the kid

G'ay Knob , you sound fired up, welcome.

I refer you back to the grog comment. Stay tuned though, more coming up.

Originally Posted by Mathos

Hi gang,

New to this forum, from Perth West Oz

Another from The Penal Colony!

Yep. Where the list of PoMs waiting on visas is longer than queues at Brexit poles.

Originally Posted by Neo

Originally Posted by Door Knob

I'm a bit of a forum addict

name 'em and shame 'em...

Originally Posted by Conche

Good grasp of the forum for a newbie ,,

go on give us a clue ,,,,,,

no dont I want to try and guess for at least another hour

I gather somebody came in here and pissed in the cornflakes. Alright, describe the fucker to me, I'll keep an eye out as well!

Originally Posted by NZdick1983

Welcome to weirdsville Knob, I'm your host Dick...

You sound like fun, let's be friends... no bareback mountain action though buddy..


TD trade secrets:

BB has a cunning plan to kidnap Ms. Y
Terry is gay (only on Sundays)
You must, at least once.. tell Jeff to fuck off!
Don't whatever you do, accept Dill's offer of a friendly sleep-over in his torture chamber.. oops! host room...
Dick is not in any way, shape or form, a poof...

I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK.. la la la...

Thank you. I have taken notes, and made a small todo list.

Welcome aboard; enjoy the journey!