The Predators of Thailand

[WilliamBlake]

FFS. Some of you act like you've never seen a grown man in a sequinned ball gown before...

[wombat]

[theguyrocks]

That is just plain Fcuking scary......

[nikster]

After thinking myself too clever and basically immune to katoeya I have to say I temporarily mistook one for a woman of the opposite sex three times recently. Luckily nothing regrettable happened but still, I seem to be losing that 6th sense...

Or maybe I've just been lucky - all the dead giveaways have been proven wrong recently - I am checking for these automatically:
- Adam's apple - no
- Large hands - no
- Unusually tall - no
- Voice - funny thing, this one lady only spoke in whisper tones. And she was so beautiful you would automatically forgive this little quirk without thinking any more of it...
- Outrageous / too little clothing - nope, met some modest dressers

[Andrew Hicks]

can someone translate please ?

Did he say, 'Have pussy!'

Did you say get thee behind me?

[OhOh]

Information for this post was obtained from WITHNALLSTOKE

As always, your stories are from a "friend". This poor imaginary friend withnallstoke, who tried to help you many moons ago, has once again been demonised as a bum boy.

The next time you are looking for a doss, en route to the island, you may not find such a happy welcome.

He has a few items you left behind after your most recent visit.

[withnallstoke]

has once again been demonised as a bum boy.

Should that be sodomised?

Nice bed by the way.

[Mr R Sole]

Or maybe I've just been lucky - all the dead giveaways have been proven wrong recently - I am checking for these automatically: - Adam's apple - no - Large hands - no - Unusually tall - no - Voice - funny thing, this one lady only spoke in whisper tones. And she was so beautiful you would automatically forgive this little quirk without thinking any more of it... - Outrageous / too little clothing - nope, met some modest dressers

A worrying sign I say there nikster....could it be true that the Jeffs are getting wise to looking on the hideous side and have cunningly gone for a 'real lady' look....Deviants!!!!

nikster
Phatthalung

Last Online: Today 07:51 AM
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Pai
Posts: 666

Scary your posts are at 666...is this a sign!!!!!!

[jubby]

So after escaping a near brush with an over zealous knob, you quickly surmise that your very next purchase should be a rape alarm which will be secreted at all times within the confines of your trusty bum-bag.
I'd like to see that fucker try it again..

try ditching the Bum-bag before the creature gets hold of your tackle next time. It'll probably give you valuable seconds especially if its wearing High heels.

It should in theory go for the Bum-bag unless its intent on having its way with you due to lust or something

I suspect there's more to the story though, sounds like it did have its way with you and now your trying to come to terms with it by alienating all Katoeys

[nidhogg]

I temporarily mistook one for a woman of the opposite sex three times recently.

Once is an accident, twice is coincidence. Three times is starting to look like a preferred choice.....maybe time to embrace your dark side.....

[withnallstoke]

I suspect there's more to the story though, sounds like it did have its way with you and now your trying to come to terms with it

Nail and head sir.

[somtamslap]

I suspect there's more to the story though, sounds like it did have its way with you and now your trying to come to terms with it by alienating all Katoeys

Nail and head sir

How dare such aspersions be cast on my obviously flawless character!

[bobgod]

I was walking Second Rd back to my Hotel and it was HOT,so I decided to go down to Beach Rd. --a bit cooler ,maybe.
To avoid running the gamut of soi Six,I went down Soi 6/1 as it looked deserted.
I nearly made it to the beach when I was accosted by this "apparition'!!
The only chance I had to 'escape' was to offer to take its photo.[click to enlarge]
Christ 'It' was horrible.

[withnallstoke]

when I was accosted by this "apparition'

Some folks have all the luck.
Somtamslap would be sniffing round it like a blind bloodhound in a lesbian staffed kipper factory.

[PEP]

Hey! Come on fellows. Don't knock it if you have not tried it.

What you will miss is the most incredible BBJ & CIM that is possible to get.

[bobo746]

^ Mate,mate,maaaaate you are going to win a couple of buddies for that statement.Welcome aboard.

[Mid]

up ya game slap ,

reckon you can milk 100 outa this one

[WilliamBlake]

the most incredible BBJ & CIM that is possible to get.

Black Berry Jam and Chamomile Infused Moccachino?

Seriously, what does this mean?

[jubby]

I didn't know either. but now its quite obvious. found them both on :-

Urban Dictionary: cim

[somtamslap]

up ya game slap , reckon you can milk 100 outa this on

*clicks heels*

On it, Sir! I'll just give withnall a quick bell and ask him to conduct some deep undercover work. OOO ERR MISSUS!

[Mid]

on

one

[OhOh]

has once again been demonised as a bum boy.

Should that be sodomised?

Nice bed by the way.

Gives some a stiffy, right?

[Rural Surin]

I temporarily mistook one for a woman of the opposite sex three times recently.

Once is an accident, twice is coincidence. Three times is starting to look like a preferred choice.....maybe time to embrace your dark side.....

Why considered dark side?

[alwarner]

Part 1: Gentlemen in alluring frocks

With the lion's share of a large bottle of gin, which apparently belongs to a chap named Gordon, now churning stoically in the rhelms of your brain, you exit the public house in a fashion which could be likened to that of a sloth in the midst of a particualry violent seizure - extremely slowly but with great intent - and grace the beach front road with your inebriated presence.

For it is here, in the early hours of the morning, that your average intoxicated holiday maker becomes prey to one of the most feared predators on the planet.

Stealthily lurking in the shadows of an alley which reeks to high-heaven of piss, shit and vaginal discharge, a large figure looms and begins its approach.
All that can be heard whilst this hideous entity travels towards you is an almost demonic 'click-clack, click-clack'. This beast appears to be donned in the most impractical form of footwear available - 12 inch stilettos. Upon closer inspection, a set of tits which wouldn't look out of place in a Mega-Mammory magazine are present, as are a pair of legs which would commonly be found on a cat-walk.

But then, this foul being emits the most excruciating screech that your poor ear drums have ever had the misfortune to endure..

"I - GO - WITH - YOU"

Obviously in print these words mean very little. The only way I can create an acurate portrayal of this quite ghastly collection of words, is to invite you, the reader, to tightly pinch your nostrils and repeat the above grammatical fuck-up in the most whiney and malicious tone you can muster..

I'll give you a moment to practice..

Who was the one in Lamai that had it's tits and minge done? Tina i think it called itself.

She used to follow me home on her moped and give me sexy talk albeit in a man's voice.

"I - GO - WITH - YOU"
"Thanks awfully but i've got a girlfriend"
"NO PROBLEM, I TELL NO ONE"
"Actually, it's not just that, i've er.....er....got no money"
"NO PROBLEM COME TO BEACH WITH ME I SUCK YOUR DICK"
"Thanks for the offer, but er...well, just thanks, but no thanks"

That's the trouble with being a Brit - we're too polite, it used to make me laugh after i'd got home and locked all the doors and windows, why on earth didn't i just say - "no thanks, love you're a man"?

[Methodman]

It's a love affair YABBA!!!!

Don't do it!!!!!!!!!The LB that is