English Comprehension Problem for Luk Krueng

**Wayne Kerr** · 27-01-2009, 06:23 PM

Young Wayne Jnr has just started writing stories. Unfortunately his teacher just sent this home and suggested his mother and I go in and have a little chat ... any advice from the learned folk around here about how to talk my way out of this one?
F'd if I know why they asked them to write about hores anyway

**Nawty** · 27-01-2009, 06:28 PM

Something wrong with it ??

**chitown** · 27-01-2009, 06:31 PM

Chitown sits back in chair and smiles

**mikehunt** · 27-01-2009, 06:34 PM

This is a joke, right?

Obviously the story is about horses.

If you aren't joking, tell the idiot teacher to "get off her high horse" & get a life.

**astasinim** · 27-01-2009, 06:37 PM

I dont see any problems with it myself. Just one question? How do you manage to pay hores in carrots? This could save me a lot money in future.

**astasinim** · 27-01-2009, 06:39 PM

Originally Posted by mikehunt

This is a joke, right?

Obviously the story is about horses.

If you aren't joking, tell the idiot teacher to "get off her high horse" & get a life.

Shouldnt that be "get of her high hores"?

**Wayne Kerr** · 27-01-2009, 06:39 PM

Originally Posted by astasinim

Just one question? How do you manage to pay hores in carrots? This could save me a lot money in future.

You're an ideas man aint ya?

**Norton** · 27-01-2009, 06:40 PM

Originally Posted by astasinim

How do you manage to pay hores in carrots?

Has always worked for me. They prefer 22 carrot in my experience but will do quite a bit for 18.

**astasinim** · 27-01-2009, 06:58 PM

^
Good one.

Those werent quite the carrots I had in mind though.

**Loy Toy** · 27-01-2009, 07:06 PM

Originally Posted by astasinim

How do you manage to pay hores in carrots?

Best PM Jandajoy for some advice on that one Wayne!

He had his own thread on hores and carrots!

Regarding your son's writings is that teacher taking the piss or what......?

Be sure you keep it and hand it over to your boy when he turns 18 reminding him how much shit he caused you and when he was a youngster!

**Red dragon** · 27-01-2009, 07:18 PM

The last sentence is priceless!!!

**Spin** · 27-01-2009, 07:29 PM

Wayne make sure when he grows up he doesnt marry a hores.

**terry57** · 27-01-2009, 07:35 PM

Thats piss funny Wayne.

Cheers to your little fella I'd be proud of that and be showing all my mates.

**johpam** · 28-01-2009, 08:49 AM

Brilliant

**kingwilly** · 28-01-2009, 08:58 AM

fookin brillant, love it mate!

My son told his teacher that his daddy liked to "Go out drinking and snoring" aint no way in hell I was gonna correct the phrase to drinking and whoring.

**benbaaa** · 28-01-2009, 09:14 AM

Originally Posted by kingwilly

love it mate!

I think we have a case of multiple split personality syndrome. One day he's willy, the next he's scamp, on this thread he's kenkannif or whatever his name is.

**klongmaster** · 28-01-2009, 10:02 AM

frame it...

**good2bhappy** · 28-01-2009, 10:05 AM

A very good effort.
You should be proud of your kid.
Shame his teacher can't spell!

watterinja · 28-01-2009, 10:55 AM

I'd keep him if I were you, Wayne... He's going to be your old-age meal-ticket, for sure...

**Texpat** · 28-01-2009, 11:26 AM

He spelled strait and thir incorrectly.
Otherwise, he's well ahead of most TD posters.

**MeMock** · 28-01-2009, 02:31 PM

Nice try Mr Kerr.

I Like HORES

**kingwilly** · 28-01-2009, 03:30 PM

Originally Posted by benbaaa

I think we have a case of multiple split personality syndrome. One day he's willy, the next he's scamp, on this thread he's kenkannif or whatever his name is.

grrrrrr.

gonna red you fucker!

**kingwilly** · 28-01-2009, 03:31 PM

Originally Posted by MeMock

Nice try Mr Kerr.

i thought everyone realised it was not actually wayne's little one. (who aint in 3rd grade either)

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