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    Sadistic Slap and the Case of the Corn Snacks

    Slap visits local shop

    Dogs greet slap

    Slap cracks a quat

    Dogs are all up in Slap's shit

    Slap ignores dogs

    Dogs are persistent little fuckers

    Slap looks for cheap way to make dogs get out of his face

    Dogs are supplied with a corn based snack

    Slap wonders if he is assisting them with premature expiration

    Dogs appear to care not

    Slap feels a pang of guilt concerning the recently distributed snack treats

    They are positively oozing with saturated fat

    Slap supplements the final slurp of ale with a gulp of whiskey

    Those little mutts should consider themselves lucky

    Or should they?

    Approach with caution

    This is horrible shit


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    So..... um.....would this be a shop back in blighty or are you still adding to the local culture in Isaan with this flatulence ?

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    Cliffs notes?
    Is this going to be on the final?

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    Quote Originally Posted by somtamslap
    Dogs appear to care not
    They are positively oozing with man fat
    Disgusting pervert.


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    Quote Originally Posted by somtamslap
    Dogs are all up in Slap's shit
    When did u turn black ? I must have missed that episode of green acres

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bangyai View Post
    So..... um.....would this be a shop back in blighty or are you still adding to the local culture in Isaan with this flatulence ?
    Yes, wasn't there talk about tavel a while back?
    i want to hear the stories of Slap sitting outside a 7/11 (or mom and pop) in the village in Blighty.

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    Are you sure that such corn-based snackies are of maize?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobo746
    When did u turn black ?
    Slap is your typical white neegra.

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    But is he still in deepest Isaan or in deepest Blighty.

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    Still in Isaan. Blighty isn't for a good few weeks, but it's at the front of my mind # Shatting bricks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Koojo
    i want to hear the stories of Slap sitting outside a 7/11 (or mom and pop) in the village in Blighty.
    There will be tales of woe a plenty, I'm sure..

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    Quote Originally Posted by somtamslap
    Originally Posted by Koojo
    i want to hear the stories of Slap sitting outside a 7/11 (or mom and pop) in the village in Blighty.
    There will be tales of woe a plenty, I'm sure..
    Me too, this last one was ruubish/

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    Quote Originally Posted by poorfalang
    this last one was ruubish/
    It was more of a tail than a tale..

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    Quote Originally Posted by somtamslap View Post
    Still in Isaan. Blighty isn't for a good few weeks, but it's at the front of my mind # Shatting bricks.
    I trust you have a decent caretaker to look after your place when you're away [if the missus is accompanying you]?

    Por...?

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