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somtamslap · 26-02-2013, 03:10 PM

Slap visits local shop

Dogs greet slap

Slap cracks a quat

Dogs are all up in Slap's shit

Slap ignores dogs

Dogs are persistent little fuckers

Slap looks for cheap way to make dogs get out of his face

Dogs are supplied with a corn based snack

Slap wonders if he is assisting them with premature expiration

Dogs appear to care not

Slap feels a pang of guilt concerning the recently distributed snack treats

They are positively oozing with saturated fat

Slap supplements the final slurp of ale with a gulp of whiskey

Those little mutts should consider themselves lucky

Or should they?

Approach with caution

This is horrible shit

Bangyai · 26-02-2013, 05:43 PM

So..... um.....would this be a shop back in blighty or are you still adding to the local culture in Isaan with this flatulence ?

Necron99 · 26-02-2013, 05:47 PM

Cliffs notes?
Is this going to be on the final?

withnallstoke · 26-02-2013, 06:29 PM

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Originally Posted by somtamslap

Dogs appear to care not
They are positively oozing with man fat

Disgusting pervert.

bobo746 · 26-02-2013, 06:55 PM

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Originally Posted by somtamslap

Dogs are all up in Slap's shit

When did u turn black ? I must have missed that episode of green acres

Koojo · 26-02-2013, 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bangyai

So..... um.....would this be a shop back in blighty or are you still adding to the local culture in Isaan with this flatulence ?

Yes, wasn't there talk about tavel a while back?
i want to hear the stories of Slap sitting outside a 7/11 (or mom and pop) in the village in Blighty.

Rural Surin · 26-02-2013, 08:13 PM

Are you sure that such corn-based snackies are of maize?

withnallstoke · 27-02-2013, 06:41 AM

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Originally Posted by bobo746

When did u turn black ?

Slap is your typical white neegra.

Ozcol · 27-02-2013, 10:44 AM

But is he still in deepest Isaan or in deepest Blighty.

somtamslap · 27-02-2013, 12:03 PM

Still in Isaan. Blighty isn't for a good few weeks, but it's at the front of my mind # Shatting bricks.

somtamslap · 27-02-2013, 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Koojo

i want to hear the stories of Slap sitting outside a 7/11 (or mom and pop) in the village in Blighty.

There will be tales of woe a plenty, I'm sure..

poorfalang · 27-02-2013, 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by somtamslap

Originally Posted by Koojo
i want to hear the stories of Slap sitting outside a 7/11 (or mom and pop) in the village in Blighty.
There will be tales of woe a plenty, I'm sure..

Me too, this last one was ruubish/

somtamslap · 27-02-2013, 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by poorfalang

this last one was ruubish/

It was more of a tail than a tale..

Rural Surin · 27-02-2013, 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by somtamslap

Still in Isaan. Blighty isn't for a good few weeks, but it's at the front of my mind # Shatting bricks.

I trust you have a decent caretaker to look after your place when you're away [if the missus is accompanying you]?

Por...?

26-02-2013, 03:10 PM	#1 (permalink)
somtamslap splendid and tremendous Last Online: Today 10:43 PM Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Down on the farm Posts: 8,363	Sadistic Slap and the Case of the Corn Snacks Slap visits local shop Dogs greet slap Slap cracks a quat Dogs are all up in Slap's shit Slap ignores dogs Dogs are persistent little fuckers Slap looks for cheap way to make dogs get out of his face Dogs are supplied with a corn based snack Slap wonders if he is assisting them with premature expiration Dogs appear to care not Slap feels a pang of guilt concerning the recently distributed snack treats They are positively oozing with saturated fat Slap supplements the final slurp of ale with a gulp of whiskey Those little mutts should consider themselves lucky Or should they? Approach with caution This is horrible shit

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