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Old 26-02-2013, 03:10 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Sadistic Slap and the Case of the Corn Snacks

Slap visits local shop

Dogs greet slap

Slap cracks a quat

Dogs are all up in Slap's shit

Slap ignores dogs

Dogs are persistent little fuckers

Slap looks for cheap way to make dogs get out of his face

Dogs are supplied with a corn based snack

Slap wonders if he is assisting them with premature expiration

Dogs appear to care not

Slap feels a pang of guilt concerning the recently distributed snack treats

They are positively oozing with saturated fat

Slap supplements the final slurp of ale with a gulp of whiskey

Those little mutts should consider themselves lucky

Or should they?

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Old 26-02-2013, 05:43 PM   #2 (permalink)
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So..... um.....would this be a shop back in blighty or are you still adding to the local culture in Isaan with this flatulence ?
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Old 26-02-2013, 05:47 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Cliffs notes?
Is this going to be on the final?
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Dogs appear to care not
They are positively oozing with man fat
Disgusting pervert.

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Dogs are all up in Slap's shit
When did u turn black ? I must have missed that episode of green acres
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So..... um.....would this be a shop back in blighty or are you still adding to the local culture in Isaan with this flatulence ?
Yes, wasn't there talk about tavel a while back?
i want to hear the stories of Slap sitting outside a 7/11 (or mom and pop) in the village in Blighty.
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Are you sure that such corn-based snackies are of maize?
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When did u turn black ?
Slap is your typical white neegra.
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But is he still in deepest Isaan or in deepest Blighty.
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Still in Isaan. Blighty isn't for a good few weeks, but it's at the front of my mind # Shatting bricks.
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i want to hear the stories of Slap sitting outside a 7/11 (or mom and pop) in the village in Blighty.
There will be tales of woe a plenty, I'm sure..
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i want to hear the stories of Slap sitting outside a 7/11 (or mom and pop) in the village in Blighty.
There will be tales of woe a plenty, I'm sure..
Me too, this last one was ruubish/
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this last one was ruubish/
It was more of a tail than a tale..
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Still in Isaan. Blighty isn't for a good few weeks, but it's at the front of my mind # Shatting bricks.
I trust you have a decent caretaker to look after your place when you're away [if the missus is accompanying you]?

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