The Best Internet Shop in the WHOLE WIDE WORRRRRRLD, ever..

[ltnt]

restaurant critic

As in, "comes with or without?" Critic verses connoisseur? slow service, cockroaches were delightful, serving girls more than ample breasts, testicles were dangling while spooning about in the muk?

Perhaps you are more of a saucier? Scrambled eggs and sauce from the penile goard mixed with spew from the anus erectus?

[slackula]

And how on hearth do you manage that,
Tittle of DVD you starred in please.

2 Slaps 1 cup..

[dirk diggler]

Indian Joan and the Slap Crusade

[Agent_Smith]

A Thai internet joint that charges 10 bt per hour without the requisite 1200 decibel gunfire effects and even louder nonstop juvenile screaming?

I suspect you're back to writing fantasy again, Slap.