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    The Thai Rodeo...

    Today in Phetchaburi was a Thai rodeo. I decided to go check it out. It was a typical Thai event in regards to food vendors and such however the entertainment was a site to have some good laughs at.

    Now I am a former NHRA drag racer. For you guys that do not know that is, it is car racing in the 1/4 mile so I found some great humor in the event.

    They had 2 main events.

    1)The single steer run where 2 guys stage their young steers and they run along side with it barefoot the length of the track.

    2)The better, more wild one, was the 2 steer cart race. These were full grown, angry steers strapped to the front of a cart that was made of basically bamboo. It took 8 to 12 Thais to hold the steers in line and then stage the contraption. I absolutely could not stop laughing.

    The finals race was wild as about 3/4 way down the track the cart in the left lane lost its wheel catapulting the Thai jockey 20 feet in the air and he disappeared in the dust. I'd post the video of it but do not know how. Here are the pictures of the event

    The staging area before they attach the steers to the cart


    The Cart.....HAHAHAHAHAHA


    Two of the four steers


    Trying to get the 2 steers aligned in front of the cart


    The carts, jockey's and steers stage for the finals. Loved the stare down from the jockey on left sizing up the competition.


    Wheels Up...oops I mean Hooves up launch. HAHAHAHAHA


    Was close at mid track.


    Anyway, just another wonderful day in Thailand watching the locals have some fun.

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    You ever had "Rodeo Sex" JP ?


    Mount the Missus the (doggy way's better, harder for her to punch) then call her by her sisters name, and see how long you can stay on.

    YEE HAW !!!!!

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    ^ what if she doesn't have a sister?

    JPR2, would you really call those cow/buffalo looking things 'steers'?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bettyboo View Post
    ^ what if she doesn't have a sister?
    her best friends name works just as well - or for the real thrill seekers , call out the dogs name

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    Mothers 5555 nice one sabai

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    Shiiiit, I do not need to say anything to my gal. Tooooorrrrussst me!!!!!

    Man I wish I could do the vid. The Thai guy wingin across the air was awesome. Funny thing, the Bamboo spoke let go on the wheel. Ohhhh the irony....Where is SFI for the Bamboo when you need them...

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    Quote Originally Posted by sabai sabai View Post
    You ever had "Rodeo Sex" JP ?


    Mount the Missus the (doggy way's better, harder for her to punch) then call her by her sisters name, and see how long you can stay on.

    YEE HAW !!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by sabai sabai
    You ever had "Rodeo Sex" JP ?


    Mount the Missus the (doggy way's better, harder for her to punch) then call her by her sisters name, and see how long you can stay on.

    YEE HAW !!!!!
    While that is an old joke, it still has some humor to it.

    Quote Originally Posted by Bettyboo
    JPR2, would you really call those cow/buffalo looking things 'steers'?
    Well it was a stretch, but they were male bovine's and they usually call them Steer. I am open to what others call them. They were not the flappy eared buffalo deals I see wandering around eating stuff everywhere and walking by my driveway randomly..HAHAHA

    I am still laughing about the Bamboo spoke letting go and the cart hanging a quick 90. I saw the cart later, actually both wheels left the cart. I guess its like a Tinker Toy build...one wheel leaves the other just goes with it. It would be awesome if they did a gladiator type event. Id go for that deal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bettyboo View Post
    ^ what if she doesn't have a sister?
    Quickly stick it in her ass, uninvited. I think this will generate the same kind of reaction.

    Last edited by deathstardan; 12-02-2012 at 12:51 PM.

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    ^ But, Sab Sab does that to all his 'girlfriends'...

    Quote Originally Posted by JPPR2
    I am still laughing about the Bamboo spoke letting go and the cart hanging a quick 90.
    I wish I'd seen that. Get the video up on Youtibe then link to it...

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