Great pubs in Wales

Y'know" said the Scotsman, "I still prefer the pubs
back home. In Glasgow there's a little bar called
McTavish's. Now the landlord
there goes out of his way for the locals so much
that when you buy four drinks he will buy the fifth
drink for you."

"Well," said the Englishman, "at my local, The Red
Lion, the barman there will buy you your third drink
after you buy the first two."

That's nothing," said the Welshman (named CMN ). "Back
home in Cardiff there's Sheep's arse Bar.
Now the moment you set foot in the place they'll
buy you a drink, then another, all the drinks you
like. Then when you've had enough drinks they'll
take you upstairs and see that you
get laid. All on the house."

The Englishman and Scotsman immediately scorn the
CMN's claims.

But he swears every word is true and they know he never tells a lie.

"Well," asked the Englishman, "did this actually
happen to you?"

"Not me myself, personally, no," said CMN .
"But it happens all the time to me sister."