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    My Brethen - Tell Your Woman To Get Her Junk Checked

    The wife just had a "woman stuff" checkup today after only a decade since her last one.

    We thought she'd gained a bunch of weight, turns out she's got a tumor the size of a 7-8 month baby in her uterus.

    Tell your woman to get her stuff checked out on a regular basis, apparently a lot can happen in ten years.
    "I was a good student. I comprehend very well, OK, better than I think almost anybody," - President Trump comparing his legal knowledge to a Federal judge.

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    should be done every year, not once every 10 years

    just saying,

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dragonfly View Post
    should be done every year, not once every 10 years

    just saying,
    the thought crossed our minds too.

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    A hysterectomy will be in order then,

    Best wishes to the wife



    our experience......

    http://teakdoor.com/health-fitness-and-hospitals-in-thailand/180326-hysterectomy-in-thailand.html (Hysterectomy in Thailand)


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    ^ yep

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    Sorry to hear that Topper. Hope all goes smoothly now its been diagnosed.

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    No more once a Month outbursts. It's now continuous. What hospital will be carrying it out?

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    Dill,

    It looks like a government hospital near our house, doing the same process your wife went through (vaginal laparoscopic hysterectomy) for about 120K. However the ob-gyn needs to consult with the surgeon as the tumor is so big.

    Luckily we've been saving and living like hermits for the last few years for plan b in my case.

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    Damn. Good luck to Mrs. Topper.

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    Clueless on that front am I, but how did it get so big without size/weight/discomfort being noticed, either?

    Anyway good luck with that.

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    ^ ^^ Thanks

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    Katie and fawn can drop by and see me without an appointment and I will take a look

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    ^They're fine, but Moose is on her way to take you up on that kind offer .

    More best wishes for your Missus CSFFan, hope everything works out well for you both.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Switch View Post
    Sorry to hear that Topper. Hope all goes smoothly now its been diagnosed.
    Ditto. Good luck to your wife, Topper. Hope it all goes well.

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    Topper hope all goes alright, always a worry and the after affects - best wishes to you both.

    My Mrs never really did check ups before i forced her to and now its yearly, as Buttfly says, but that's really more appropriate to those 40 up or earlier that have a known case history in the family.

    Still in my opinion it can be a bad thing to get checked up more regularly than the officials say, not much to lose and everything to gain imho.

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    bad news mate, all goes well I hope

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    Good luck to you both!

    A good friend of my wife's had the same problem a couple of years ago. After the operation she insisted on showing me a picture of what she referred to as her ลับ (Larp).

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    Shocking news. Hope it all goes well for her

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    ^ thanks again all....

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    My wife's brain shrank in the 9 years she was with me.

    Good luck to your wife for it being non-malignant. If it was slow-growing it probably is.

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    Stroller had her Junk checked,

    Doctor Adolf found a bag of Gold teeth inside her eh innit.

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    ...on a related note, Topper: when's the last time you had a PSA test and a visit from a professional anal intruder?...what's good for the goose, etc...

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    Quote Originally Posted by tomcat View Post
    ...on a related note, Topper: when's the last time you had a PSA test and a visit from a professional anal intruder?...what's good for the goose, etc...
    The thought crossed our minds as well. I'm going to do the "Healthy Heart" package soon. It's about 6k I believe.

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    ...^you might want to consider a colonoscopy for the "Healthy Butt" package as well...

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    Quote Originally Posted by tomcat View Post
    ...^you might want to consider a colonoscopy for the "Healthy Butt" package as well...
    LOL...I'll start from the top and work my way down....

    Butt I'll be looking at the packages offered as well.

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