Thread: the Benefits of Garlic

Originally Posted by NZdick1983

smeared vegemite on one nut sack

Don't forget mate ... If your old lady gets a toothache just grind up a garlic glove and smear it on the tip of your tally wacker and then let her naw on that for a while.

^ CHeers! I'll have to try that trick out - next time me mum gets a toothache...

Originally Posted by NZdick1983

^ CHeers! I'll have to try that trick out - next time me mum gets a toothache...

Yikes!

You obviously have a closer relationship with your mother than most!

^ If only you knew...

Jeeze.....

Originally Posted by Storekeeper

If your old lady gets a toothache......

Hey NoZzleDick, StoreKeepers a yank. 'Ol lady' means girlfriend in Yankenese. You do know that don't you?

Originally Posted by NZdick1983

CHeers! I'll have to try that trick out - next time me mum gets a toothache...

Originally Posted by Gazza

Originally Posted by Storekeeper

If your old lady gets a toothache......

Hey NoZzleDick, StoreKeepers a yank. 'Ol lady' means girlfriend in Yankenese. You do know that don't you?

Originally Posted by NZdick1983

CHeers! I'll have to try that trick out - next time me mum gets a toothache...

More to the point, does he know that "tally wacker" means penis??????

Originally Posted by Storekeeper

Originally Posted by NZdick1983

smeared vegemite on one nut sack

Don't forget mate ... If your old lady gets a toothache just grind up a garlic glove and smear it on the tip of your tally wacker and then let her naw on that for a while.

Oh My Gawd!!!!

Ol lady can mean wife or mother

Originally Posted by Allotafargina

Ol lady can mean wife or mother

Yeah, but nzdick uses the word "mum". Not really open to different interpretations.