Thread: French St.

well. i'm out of here, just found a good local place down by the docks, discretely run by a 3 michelin star ethiopian refugee that serves up a wicked creamed polish sausage foam atop a hidden valley death cap pasta served with fair trade jarlsberg spears followed by some understated mussel paste garnished with a wisp of energetically-balanced cheddar and garlic stroganoff, all served on the broiled excised labia of circumcised nubian virgins by naked well hung malaysian ladyboys.

youd love it!

Originally Posted by taxexile

well. i'm out of here, just found a good local place down by the docks, discretely run by a 3 michelin star ethiopian refugee that serves up a wicked creamed polish sausage foam atop a hidden valley death cap pasta served with fair trade jarlsberg spears followed by some understated mussel paste garnished with a wisp of energetically-balanced cheddar and garlic stroganoff, all served on the broiled excised labia of circumcised nubian virgins by naked well hung malaysian ladyboys.

youd love it!

Photos (tastefull) please.

(ask the ladyboy if she has a cute Sister ... for a friend )

Originally Posted by Headworx

I know you know the restaurant, but don't know if you're aware of this:

I wont be rushing down there, the bone was about a kilogramme on the last one.
The soi dogs had a better night.

...far better and much more authentic than any PanPan is Gian's on Thappraya Road: Italian owner and chef...

^its far more expensive.

Originally Posted by tomcat

...far better and much more authentic than any PanPan is Gian's on Thappraya Road: Italian owner and chef...

Been there a few times, between Gian's and Bruno's then a few palate cleansers in Fraser's, that's a good little area (though skip India by Nature). Another good Italian in that area is just up the hill a little, Marco's. It's not big but it's always busy which speaks volumes. It'd be hard to say what the best Italian resto in town would be, there's a lot of them and for the most part theyr'e all good. Probably Toscana on Beach Rd would get my vote, the owner (Luca) has his own farm and a lot of the ingredients he uses comes from there.

Originally Posted by Dillinger

its far more expensive

...have a squat under my table...

Luigi has a window box full of Thai Basil

It doesnt go with Italian food especially pesto, no matter how much he proclaims it does

Originally Posted by tomcat

have a squat under my table

Why thank you kindly, if we are gonna go to a proper restaurant and on Thrappraya, i'd prefer possibly Pattaya's finest restaurant-
Cafe des Amis.

I'd lick your thigh for some Miyazaki

Originally Posted by Dillinger

I'd lick your thigh for some Miyazaki

...for dessert you'll have to move a little higher......