Thread: Bangkok Burger Factory - Ekkamai Soi 10

Originally Posted by Tarquin Chucklefucc

^^Eurodeli used to be on soi 18 - gone now.

Cafe Europe - Been there/tried that





Going to do Papa's again today for lunch...

sheeeeet, that's big!

Originally Posted by kingwilly

sheeeeet, that's big!

Or maybe not.

Originally Posted by kingwilly

sheeeeet, that's big!

It's the biggest I've seen, though there's one in Vientiane that's similarly sized...

I notice he is wearing one those Macdonalds plastic bands on his wrist and no gloves to serve. A beautifull burger none the less. He could be a company spy, do hope the stomach is ok after the meal.

Originally Posted by Humbert

A serious contender for the best burger in Bangkok is Dukes on the 5th floor of The Emporium.

I thought that had closed.....

Originally Posted by Humbert

Both stink though.

The Burger Company used to have free bloody marys (which are superb) on Sunday mornings when it first opened on Thonglor.

I drank them out of stock and got pissed off when their stock was exactly one drink. The boss sent me an email saying due to the floods they couldn't resupply. I pointed out that Villa Thonglor was just a couple of blocks down. He got angry and suggested I didn't visit his establishment again.

It's a third world country selling ersatz shit at international prices, what did you expect?

Pitiful how frazzled Farang expect the soma of their own countries, which they fled because they couldn't hack it anymore, to be, quite literally, delivered on a plate just because it has the same name and they have expectations.

You want burgers, go to Burger King for Chrissakes.

Originally Posted by CSFFan

I wanna get one of those kmart as a blender attachment, unfortunately they're out of my price range.

You can buy the machines that Kmart posted for about 300bt in Khlong Toei market.

Originally Posted by CSFFan

Originally Posted by thaimeme

I'm enriched with the thought that I don't require a burger [and related cuisines] for survival.

It's probably the scat.....

Green Owed.

I knew I was mega rich in Thailand, when a backpacker came into a Burger King that I was sitting in, and he walked out because the Burgers where too expensive.

Originally Posted by Seekingasylum

It's a third world country selling ersatz shit at international prices, what did you expect?

Pitiful how frazzled Farang expect the soma of their own countries, which they fled because they couldn't hack it anymore, to be, quite literally, delivered on a plate just because it has the same name and they have expectations.

You want burgers, go to Burger King for Chrissakes.

For instance being allowed to bring one bag of sausages into a whore bar.

Originally Posted by CSFFan

Originally Posted by Humbert

Both stink though.

The Burger Company used to have free bloody marys (which are superb) on Sunday mornings when it first opened on Thonglor.

I drank them out of stock and got pissed off when their stock was exactly one drink. The boss sent me an email saying due to the floods they couldn't resupply. I pointed out that Villa Thonglor was just a couple of blocks down. He got angry and suggested I didn't visit his establishment again.

Worth reposting, what a wanker.

# 25 things have changed in BKK, I didn't know they had a Kmart there.

Originally Posted by kingwilly

Worth reposting, what a wanker.

Went back a few weeks later and there was a limit on the "free" bloody marys.

I'll say this, it's the best I've ever had.

Originally Posted by chassamui

Can a burger expert (Topper) pleas explain why all bugers come in a bun covered in fooking sesame seeds?

I don't really care for the sesame seed buns, I think that's a thing McD's started ....

Originally Posted by chassamui

Can a burger expert (Topper) pleas explain why all bugers come in a bun covered in fooking sesame seeds?

Adds a bit of crunch. Personally I like sesame seed buns. I like Kaiser rolls with poppy seeds for burgers even better.

I could go for a big mac now... being drunk @ 02:35 out in bumfuck village land.

I guess I'll settle for a handful of cashews and another glass of wine.

Originally Posted by Humbert

Originally Posted by chassamui

Can a burger expert (Topper) pleas explain why all bugers come in a bun covered in fooking sesame seeds?

Adds a bit of crunch. Personally I like sesame seed buns. I like Kaiser rolls with poppy seeds for burgers even better.

I love the poppy seed buns. But back when I was flying planes I'd avoid them, cuz they could pop the narcotics whistle on a pee test. How stupid is that?

Putting any seeds on a burger bun is pointless. It's like sprinkling a turd with glitter.

But at least the turd is then worth something a we could a garyglitter
Mc turd and sell it for 10 dollars.