Thread: Poll: How much trouble am I in?

Originally Posted by tsicar

NEVER, EVER to get married again!

Tsicar, I like you, even though you seem so racist and in your face.

I like the way you call a spade a spade.

You kinda remind me of my big brother and dad

But to judge is harsh, I could pick up on that quote of yours, but I won't.

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

She listened to the story, where I accepted total blame, was clearly very concerned, clearly upset myself and realized what a grave error I had made

Strange, I thought denying all knowledge and claiming the burmese did it while you were out would be a textbook no-brainer in this situation.

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

So I start the stupid Thai way, well the wife's way... , of cleaning the car by brushing the dust off first

Bad idea. If the dust is gritty brushing it off will scratch the paint. Better to wash it off.

come on betsy, lets have some piccies eh?

Bettyboo

How much trouble am I in?

A lot ,
everyone was expecting gratuitous entertainment in the form of
violence against your goodself, or at least a magnificent hair dryer bollocking.
But instead of that and photos of you in accident and emergency ,
we were left with the unsavory image of you vacuuming her car wearing a flowery apron ....

^

It will never be forgotten; five years from now while you are sitting camly reading a book and having a nice cold beer she will look at you with that horrible expression that seems to indicate you are the lowest form of life and say "I can't believe you did that!" what? you will ask thinking you've finally been caught bonking the SIL..finally after 30 sleepless hours of confessing to everything under the sun she will tearfully tell you what, the herb garden you bastard!!
At least that's how it was with my first wife (Korean)

^ haha

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

Now she is asleep, in the spare room. Which is just fine, normal too on a temple day...

seems like there will be a continuous stream of temple days from now on

Originally Posted by blue

we were left with the unsavory image of you vacuuming her car wearing a flowery apron ....

and her wearing the trousers in the spare room

Good morning Boo. R U there? hello.....

Maybe he's out fertilizing the new herb patch


with his now decaying body.

Perfect Boo, reverse Psychology works all the time. I'd still keep the guard up and keep my story straight.

Perhaps its a momentary lapse on her part due to the overly zealous Wat devotion and her menstrual cycle kicking in? Perhaps a monk in sheep's clothing?

Wait at least three days as her mind is catching up with her body. Cunning little bitches when they want to be.

Has Betty taken less time than normal counting his bollocks this morning?

is betty here ?

^Hiding behind the garden wall.

Originally Posted by Carnwadrick

At least that's how it was with my first wife (Korean)

Koreans women are psychopaths. Korean 'men' are perennial victims.

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

I am quite sorry that the story didn't end as most/all of you had wished...

Any chance you could get a Burmese team in to do some house rennovations/decorating/re-wiring next time your missus is at the temple. Get them to clean the car with wire wool and sandpaper on her return.
We, the reading public, demand gore, and lots of it, and all yours.


PS, i have some spare oregano (dried).

Originally Posted by withnallstoke

We, the reading public, demand gore, and lots of it, and all yours.

Yes indeed; that's clearly the thick and thin of it!

The missus has proved to be very much kinder and caring than you lot... (have I spooken too soon???)

^ We can but hope.

What a damp squib this thread is turning out to be

^ yes.

I got more stress from the Man C sending off; more cheating from you lot...

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

Originally Posted by withnallstoke

We, the reading public, demand gore, and lots of it, and all yours.

Yes indeed; that's clearly the thick and thin of it!

The missus has proved to be very much kinder and caring than you lot... (have I spooken too soon???)

I don't think for one second that you expected an ounce of sympathy from us lot, or did you

you still haven't sent us any before and after photos..... with the lack of snuff action between you and your wife, we deserve some satisfaction, and garden snuff is better than nothing.

^ I can't do a before shot, but if I can find the camera then I'll do an after shot; maybe a shot of a cat looking shocked amid his/her lack of jungle cover...

You did not sleep with her last night as I recall. Do you think you will sleep well tonight?

issan divorce?