Thread: Thai Bum Guns, The Builders Nightmare

Originally Posted by Carnwadrick

I have thought of importing them to the USA..bloody marvelous things miss them when I'm here and not there, there being of course over there where I am not at the moment but wish I was there...see what happens when you don't have a good bum gun in the morning

What are you talking about??
Importing then to the USA, They have had them in the USA for as long as I have been alive and thats close to 70 years, always have one in every kitchen sink I ever saw there,
Only some slope head went to the states and saw one and brought it home and installed it in the shitter because he got his ass throwed out of a house for washing his ass in the kitchen sink.
They call em Vegetable sprayers of Rinse sprayers there is all.

since i,m building the new house, i also picked up a couple for the shithouses, seems quite a novelty here in aussie

damn near every kitchen in USA has one and all the kitchen sinks come with the hole for then and most of the hardware for the faucets have the place to hook it on , but never seen one in a shitter there either.

Originally Posted by peterpan

When I moved back to Melbourne, first thing I did was install a gun, two problems, water temperature and water pressure. The cold water froze my ring piece solid and the high pressure just about blew it into the next suburb.

Nothing worse than having your ring piece frozen solid.

I have a bidet in the UK, which is a bit more traditional for Europe!!

My wife (and myself) are always a bit annoyed that hotels around America expect you to walk around with faeces smeared across your bum

My first exposure to washing instead of wiping your butt was 1974 in India. We used little brass pots filled up at the river before taking a dump in a public latrine out in a field.

You had to keep a stick with you to beat the pigs away until you were done with your business. Then the pigs would come and clean it right up.

A perfect eco system. Been washing not wiping since

Originally Posted by pepino

My first exposure to washing instead of wiping your butt was 1974 in India. We used little brass pots filled up at the river before taking a dump in a public latrine out in a field.

You had to keep a stick with you to beat the pigs away until you were done with your business. Then the pigs would come and clean it right up.

you could always use a paki (that is an Indian word for neighbour)

Treat your bum to a quality spray DD, buy the best you can find.

Impress the mrs and your friends as well

Originally Posted by DrAndy

Originally Posted by pepino

My first exposure to washing instead of wiping your butt was 1974 in India. We used little brass pots filled up at the river before taking a dump in a public latrine out in a field.

You had to keep a stick with you to beat the pigs away until you were done with your business. Then the pigs would come and clean it right up.

you could always use a paki (that is an Indian word for neighbour)

I thought that 'paki' was Urdu for 'free'?

Originally Posted by Travelmate

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

Originally Posted by Travelmate

Then you will have wet sticky bits of toilet stuck to the Bum! Yes?

Dunno. I can't see my own arse.

Try asking your partner

Try asking your partner to wipe it.

That sounds nasty!

We sometimes used to use an empty plastic shampoo bottle filled with water.

Worked fine...

Originally Posted by lysander

Originally Posted by DrAndy

Originally Posted by pepino

My first exposure to washing instead of wiping your butt was 1974 in India. We used little brass pots filled up at the river before taking a dump in a public latrine out in a field.

You had to keep a stick with you to beat the pigs away until you were done with your business. Then the pigs would come and clean it right up.

you could always use a paki (that is an Indian word for neighbour)

I thought that 'paki' was Urdu for 'free'?

Urdu is from the wrong area, try another language

Originally Posted by pepino

You had to keep a stick with you to beat the pigs away until you were done with your business. Then the pigs would come and clean it right up.

Same is done in rural Mexico, not only a sanitary and eco. system but also saves on pig feed to fatten them for the table..

Originally Posted by blackgang

Originally Posted by pepino

You had to keep a stick with you to beat the pigs away until you were done with your business. Then the pigs would come and clean it right up.

Same is done in rural Mexico, not only a sanitary and eco. system but also saves on pig feed to fatten them for the table..

When you're right your right. Jeesz, glad I've been vegetarian since 1974...

Originally Posted by DrAndy

Originally Posted by lysander

Originally Posted by DrAndy

Originally Posted by pepino

My first exposure to washing instead of wiping your butt was 1974 in India. We used little brass pots filled up at the river before taking a dump in a public latrine out in a field.

You had to keep a stick with you to beat the pigs away until you were done with your business. Then the pigs would come and clean it right up.

you could always use a paki (that is an Indian word for neighbour)

I thought that 'paki' was Urdu for 'free'?

Urdu is from the wrong area, try another language

There are 5 times as many speakers of Urdu in India as there are in Pakistan. In which Indian language does 'paki' mean 'neighbour'?

Fock a bunch a Bum Guns!
Don't be cheap and install a proper Bidet...

Originally Posted by Boon Mee

Fock a bunch a Bum Guns!
Don't be cheap and install a proper Bidet...

Could you imagine the absolute chaos that would ensue if a Thai saw one of those in the Hong Nam.

Originally Posted by SomchaiDriver

Originally Posted by Boon Mee

Fock a bunch a Bum Guns!
Don't be cheap and install a proper Bidet...

Could you imagine the absolute chaos that would ensue if a Thai saw one of those in the Hong Nam.

I guess the Thai who's never been out of Thailand would have a 'start'.

Originally Posted by lysander

In which Indian language does 'paki' mean 'neighbour'?

Not Hindi.