Thread: BD dream getting there

Hi BD. How is the restaurant coming along? Any updated photos?

Well done BD. The transition from restaurant to pig pen is a completely natural one.

Many of our local restaurants seem to fill both roles simultaneously .....

If the pigs don't work out, maybe you could set up a meth lab.......

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I have hardly noticed the change at all, the local police ate and drank here often

Our store room already doubles as a meth lab

Looks like a great idea BD, keep us up to date on profitability

Originally Posted by FatOne

Looks like a great idea BD, keep us up to date on profitability

Meth labs are very profitable....it's common knowledge FO....

Sadly when the restaurant was open we never managed to install the chicken floor cleaners, but we have made amends with the pig farm.



The chicken coop under construction.



Chief of security Mog our adopted dog, he came with one of the house builders and stayed.



Mog's helpers

Originally Posted by bankao dreamer

I have hardly noticed the change at all, the local police ate and drank here often

Ouch! Nice one BD. Good luck with the new pigs!

Great stuff BD, the restaurant idea sounded like a lot of hard work to me. Keeping pigs is a far better wheeze.

I see that you have farang pigs and not the small black ones.

One problem with a pigfarm is the smell and that you get a lot of flies with them.


6kon

Ummmm, I woke up this morning and realised what you're telling us BD.



"You need at least sixteen pigs to do finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm"

And your local turtles thought they had problems...

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BD: The restaurant is no more.
The main reasons were the roof which caused all sorts of problems .
Also trying to find anyone to waitress was getting a lost cause.
We had one that was so useless she would hide when customers came in.
One that would ignore customers because Facebook was more important.
One that would serve but did it with her phone stuck to her ear.
They would not bother writing down what drinks went to which table, who had what and when.


Great writing BD !!!! Good luck mitt derr schweinss !!



Wasp

Herr Vasp
Danke

Originally Posted by bankao dreamer

the "business" is after all in the Wifes name

Well thats a good point mate , so if my missus has a business registered in her name can I work there for free ? serious question as there was something we was interested in that would need both of us to work it , but I was always under the impression I couldn't do it .

When I was over I used to see a guy in a rural bit outside Phon Phisai regularly working in what could only be described as a market garden , loads of fresh veg etc , no way could a family eat that lot , anyway I stopped off one day to chat and to be fair he was Scandanavian and although his English was better than mine it wasn't that good , but he managed to tell me even out there someone had reported him , he had a visit from someone , and they accepted his explanation it was his garden produce for his family .

Anyway good luck with your new project

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You know yourself mate over here whats a big no no somewhere is ok in the next village. As long as your not demanding a work permit and tax relief, how can they say you are employed. There is an Italian bloke who I see "working" with his missus selling bbq pork at the local markets. I have seen him on and off for about 5 years and funny enough he speaks better English than me.
Im not sure how helping the Wife excuse works for other people but the Italian bloke seems to be ok.

Originally Posted by bankao dreamer

Or this




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Forgive my ignorance, but you seem to be wearing an apiarist's net hat, a large femidom and doing something with a net in the water. What work is this exactly - rescuing diseased, drowning bees?

The hat does appear to be camouflaged which I' assuming is a cunning ploy on your part to fool the pesky immigration types when they come a huntin'. Given you still have your freedom that at least seems to be working...

... No! Definitely not 'working'. I meant, well, you know, 'helping' perhaps.

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My Dear Roobarb
Its not an apiarist's hat it is my thai style working oops sorry "helpers" hat. As seen many months ago, here is a reminder.



Here it "appears" I am setting fence posts. Nothing like that at all. Whilst perambulating one day I came across several posts of a concrete disposition. They all seemed worse for drink as several empty bottles of Lao Khao lay nearby. I was merely "helping" them stand up.

As for the net I thought it was drowning as half of it was already under the water. I merely "rescued" it and dragged it safely to the bank. Fortunately CPR was not required but I did have to remove several fish before I was confident it would make a full recovery.

plums .

That's a scarey picture BD !!!




.. but the tower's a bit of a give-away



Wasp

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Looks like an ISIS commander to me....God is great...death to infidels, but then we have the pigs.....

Yes you're right koman !

It's a bit of a change from the genteel tea-room business !!!







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